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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 11/19/99 -- Vol. 18, No. 21

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. Frequently the sacred cows of our  society  do  not  bear  close
       scrutiny,  particularly  in works of art.  In art the same criteria
       we apply to newer works of art if applied  to  the  classics  would
       show  them  to  be  flawed  in  the  same  way.  There are two film
       versions of NOSFERATU.  One is a classic of German cinema  directed
       by  F.  W.  Murnau  in  1922, one is a nearly identical remake made
       almost as a silent film in 1979.  The former is  one  of  the  most
       chilling  films  ever  made.  The latter is and intentionally close
       recreation using almost all of the same  techniques  and  style  is
       ponderous  and  dull.  The only major difference is that the remake
       is in color.  But watching it one knows it  could  have  been  made
       with  modern  techniques  so  you  are less likely to be impressed.
       When you see a silent film you make allowances for  its  age.   The
       difference  is  not  that the first is done so much better but that
       one knows it is not a classic so one can be critical in the way one
       would  not  be  with  the original.  (Or one should.  I do not know
       what a young audience would make of the original NOSFERATU.)

       I am listening to a radio adaptation of Sir  Arthur  Conan  Doyle's
       story  "The  Speckled  Band."   By the way, SPOILER WARNING: IF YOU
       HAVE NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THE STORY AND DON'T KNOW  THE  ENDING
       AND  DO  NOT WANT TO KNOW THE END, GO AWAY.  I would be spoiling it
       for you.  Anyway this was what Doyle himself considered to  be  one
       of  his  very  best Sherlock Holmes stories.  One of his best, mind
       you.  And most of his fans agree.  If you remember Holmes's  client
       tells him about a woman who had spent a night alone in a particular
       room.  In the middle of the night the woman had screamed, staggered
       from  her  room,  gasped cryptically "the speckled band," and died.
       The whole story is about Holmes trying to figure out the meaning of
       these  last  words.   These  days  most  of us know that the murder
       weapon is and title refers to a deadly swamp adder.

       Now this is a classic, but it occurs  to  me  that  this  story  is
       really  a  prime  example  of  what is frequently called "the idiot
       plot."  That is a story where if one person did the logical  thing,
       the  whole  plot would fall apart.  The plot works only because the
       people are behaving like idiots.  They are unrealistically doing it
       as  well.   Now  I  am  not  going to try to second guess the great
       Sherlock Holmes.  I  will  assume  it  was  a  brilliant  piece  of
       deduction to figure out that the clues pointed to the murder weapon
       being a deadly reptile.  Even the clue that there was an indiscrete
       saucer of milk left hanging around.  How that points to swamp adder
       I have no idea, because adders, being reptiles, are not partial  to
       dairy  products.   There  are  few swamps where any self-respecting
       adder would get a taste for milk.  But what is  really  foolish  in
       the  plotting  is  the behavior of the victim.  What kind of person
       would feel herself  dying,  find  a  sympathetic  sister,  and  say
       something stupid like "the speckled band."  And people in the story
       think the words mean a speckled band of gypsies.   Her  last  words
       are   poetic.   They  are  picturesque  language.   But  under  the
       circumstances it really is not the  way  the  woman  would  express
       herself.   Does  it not only seem more natural and at the same time
       more intelligent for her to yell, "SNAKE!!"  [-mrl]

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       2. BEING JOHN MALKOVICH (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule:  Paydirt!  A really,  really  off-the-
                 wall  fantasy  that  provides  just one strange
                 idea or one weird insight  after  another.   An
                 office  worker discovers his file cabinet hides
                 a doorway into the head of  John  Malkovich  so
                 that  fifteen minutes at a time the visitor can
                 be the  famous  actor.   Different  people  are
                 affected  differently  and  the implications of
                 the premise are used in  multiple  comic  ways.
                 Rating: 9 (0 to 10), +3 (-4 to +4)

       BEING JOHN  MALKOVICH  is  an  audacious  new  comedy  that  starts
       strange, keeps getting stranger, then hits an idea so weird that it
       takes the rest of the  film  to  explore  only  some  of  the  many
       ramifications.  "Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry
       economic climate," complains Craig Schwartz (played John Cusak)  an
       out-of-work  puppeteer to his wife Lotte (Cameron Diaz).  Craig has
       been reduced to street performances  of  Heloise  and  Abelard  for
       change,  and  even  that  does  not  work for him.  Lotte looks and
       dresses and generally lives like a hippie.   She  works  in  a  pet
       store  and  has  turned  the  Schwartz's  modest  apartment  into a
       menagerie of distressed animals.  In his desperate efforts to  find
       work  Craig  takes  a job as a filing clerk on the seven and a half
       floor of an office building.  The floor only about five  feet  high
       was created to provide equal access for midgets.  Craig reluctantly
       settles into his job  and  starts  having  designs  on  the  office
       beauty, a leggy clerk named Maxine (Catherine Keener).  When Maxine
       finds out Craig is a puppeteer his attentions  are  only  a  little
       less welcome than the strep throat.

       Then Craig discovers that there is a little doorway  hidden  behind
       an  office file cabinet.  Behind it lies a dark, damp, gratuitously
       Freudian tunnel that drops the trespasser into the mind and body of
       John Malkovich (played by John Malkovich).  For fifteen minutes the
       visitor sees what Malkovich sees, hears what Malkovich  hears,  and
       feels  what  Malkovich  feels.   Then the visitor is gently dropped
       from thin air to the ground next to the New Jersey  Turnpike.   For
       Craig the strange phenomenon is his inroad to win the attentions of
       Maxine.  Maxine sees the Malkovich tunnel as  a  giant  moneymaking
       opportunity.   When  Lotte  tries the tunnel she discovers that she
       likes to be Malkovich to ... well that would be telling.

       Charlie Kaufman's script never slows down and never leaves a  scene
       with  the  expected.   And  only  toward  the  end  is  the plot so
       convoluted  that  it  stops  making  sense.   Not  all  the   story
       possibilities  are used, but Kaufman does carry the premise and its
       ramifications to  some  strange  extremes.   Different  people  get
       different  benefits from the Malkovich ride.  Some visitors want to
       try just being in another body; some want a taste of the  Malkovich
       life style.  Malkovich's finely appointed, but sterile and lifeless
       apartment  is  a  stark  contrast  to  Craig's  cluttered  low-rent
       apartment  teeming  with  animals  and  life.  Other people want to
       share the actor's sex life.

       John Cusak seems to have a taste for intelligent humor and takes to
       his  role  with gusto.  For some reason he looks as seedy as he has
       ever looked on the screen.  Cameron Diaz, who has been alluring  in
       most  of  her other films here is almost unrecognizably frumpy in a
       mop of flyaway hair.  They are both made as unglamorous as possible
       to  define  their  rank  in  society and to contrast with Catherine
       Keener, one of the beautiful people  who  can  have  a  lover  like
       Malkovich  for  the  asking.   And the old doctor with a voice like
       Orson Bean really is played by Orson Bean.

       At last something new and original in a movie.  This is a  film  as
       fresh and entertaining as was the story ALICE IN WONDERLAND when it
       was new.  It would be nice if following  the  lead  of  BEING  JOHN
       MALKOVICH  filmmakers  would realize that you could start with some
       really crazy premise, possibly  fantasy,  and  just  follow  it  to
       wherever  it leads.  I rate BEING JOHN MALKOVICH a 9 on the 0 to 10
       scale and a +3 on the -4 to +4 scale.

       Maybe  someone  who  knows  more  about  the  state  of  marionette
       techniques  than  I  do.   Can  a  good  puppeteer  really  make  a
       marionette do a somersault and not  get  the  strings  tangled  up.
       Questions  unanswered:  Is  there  a  separate in-house documentary
       about the seventh floor?  After all we know from the outside of the
       building  that  the floors started out all the same height, so they
       must have divided the seventh floor.  I was willing to  suspend  my
       disbelief  for  that; I was even willing to suspend my disbelief on
       the major premises of the film.  But one  thing  is  minor  premise
       goes  a  little  too far.  I find it very difficult to believe that
       without benefit of a magical  tunnel  anybody  could  get  from  an
       office  building  in  Manhattan  to the New Jersey Turnpike in only
       fifteen minutes.

       When Malkovich enters the tunnel the result  is  a  really  bizarre
       scene  borrowed  from  a  Twilight  Zone episode, but it is totally
       unsatisfying as what would be seen.  I  was  expecting  to  see  an
       ever-diminishing tunnel or repetitions, not unlike the mirror scene
       in CITIZEN KANE.  But my question is what did the Japanese  tourist
       who  was in the tunnel with him see.  I assume from the script that
       Malkovich really has never  played  a  jewel  thief.   However  the
       reference  to him playing someone mentally retarded was probably to
       his performance as Lenny  in  John  Steinbeck's  OF  MICE  AND  MEN
       (1992).  [-mrl]

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       3. DOGMA (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

            Capsule: Kevin Smith has put together  an  extremely
            ambitious   comedy   fantasy   based   on  Christian
            doctrine. The film is occasionally very clever,  but
            too  often  it  is  heavy-handed.   Ultimately  this
            uneven theological farce fails because he has thrown
            too  much in and often communicates it poorly to the
            audience.  Between heavy violence and heavier ideas,
            between gross-out humor and bizarre satire, the film
            tries to be too many things. Eventually DOGMA  falls
            apart  of  its  own  weight.   Smith  is not yet the
            filmmaker it would take  to  make  this  whole  film
            work.  Rating: 5 (0 to 10), low +1 (-4 to +4)

       One of  my  favorite  comedies  of  all  time  is  Stanley  Donan's
       BEDAZZLED featuring the writing and acting of Peter Cook and Dudley
       Moore.  It is a retelling of the story of Faust  in  modern  terms.
       But  what  makes it funny is are the often hilarious discussions of
       theology and religious dogma between the Devil and a nebbish  Wimpy
       Burger  grill man selling his soul.  Films rarely get into humorous
       examinations of anything so abstract as religious belief and in the
       deft  hands of Cook and Moore it made for a really original comedy.
       I hardly expected a film along these lines from  relative  newcomer
       Kevin Smith, with only the films CLERKS, MALL RATS, and CHASING AMY
       under his belt.  None of  these  films  indicated  any  inclination
       toward  a far-out fantasy with a humorous take on religious belief,
       one along the lines of BEDAZZLED.  When I heard that  was  what  he
       had  done I came hoping for a lot and I got a lot, but not the same
       lot.  Smith  wrote  himself  a  script  that  a  many-year  veteran
       director might have found overly ambitious.  There is just too much
       in the film for it to all hang together.  One has the feeling  that
       any  fleeting  idea  Smith  had  stuck to the script like flypaper.
       Somehow  feces   monsters,   heavy   violence,   deep   theological
       discussion,  fantasy,  and  an action thriller plot just do not all
       fit comfortably in the same film.

       The plot is convoluted and often the viewer has to listen quick  to
       get  the  concepts.  Apparently two fallen angels Loki and Bartleby
       (played by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck) have  found  a  loophole  in
       God's  rules so that they can get back into heaven, though they may
       have to destroy the world to do  it.   An  abortion  clinic  worker
       Bethany  (Linda  Fiorentino)  is  chosen  by the archangel Metatron
       (Alan Rickman) to stop the two angels.  Soon she is travelling with
       Kevin Smith's repeating characters Jay and Silent Bob.  In DOGMA we
       learn they  are  prophets  of  the  Lord.   This  may  limit  their
       usefulness to Smith in future films.  They are also joined by Rufus
       (Chris Rock), the 13th Apostle whom we never heard about in the New
       Testament  because  he  was  black.   The  fact  that the film also
       suggests that Christ was also black requires some fancy explaining.
       What  Smith should have done was drop one idea of the other and not
       was screen  time  reconciling  the  two  ideas.   There  is  enough
       explaining  that  has  to  be  done  in this film as it is.  George
       Carlin has a small role as a Catholic Cardinal with a  concept  for
       popularizing  religion.   It  is  possible  that the ideas for this
       sequence were all Smith's or perhaps he was writing a  pastiche  in
       the  style  of  George  Carlin.   But the whole George Carlin Buddy
       Jesus sequence is very, very much in the style  of  Carlin  and  it
       would   hardly   surprise   me  to  find  out  that  the  long-time
       iconoclastic comedian had a lot of input on his  sequence  or  even
       wrote  it himself.  Tiny roles go to Bud Cort and Janeane Garofalo.
       It is not clear why name actors were needed in such tiny roles.

       With CHASING AMY Kevin Smith showed that he could write  characters
       with  some emotional complexity.  Unfortunately DOGMA does not take
       the time for developing characters in a meaningful way.  The acting
       and  seems  much  cruder  in  this  film than in CHASING AMY.  Some
       surprisingly crude production values betray  the  low  budget  this
       film  must  have  had.   Particularly  noticeable early in the film
       words seem to fit lips very poorly as if the in studio dubbing were
       not  competently done.  The plot calls for special effects but they
       range from adequate to crude.

       The script is full of interesting ideas but frequently they  go  by
       at  lightning  speed  and  such basic concepts as why the action is
       taking place now rather than at some other point  of  the  past  or
       future  seem  too  quickly glossed over.  Consideration should have
       been given how to convey the  ideas  better.   Inconsistencies  mix
       into  Christian theology in the form of a muse from Greek mythology
       and the Norse god Loki.  Humor is always subjective and there  were
       members of the audience laughing, but for me much of the levity for
       me fell flat and was not even germane to the subject  matter  (e.g.
       Wisconsin  cheese  hats).   Smith needs to be more selective in the
       humor included.  Smith might well have considered letting  less  be
       more.

       DOGMA comes close to subject matter I would have  greatly  enjoyed.
       A  little  refinement  of  the  script  could  have  made this like
       BEDAZZLED, an intelligent comedy to be savored for years.  It still
       has  a lot to offer, but I rat it only a 5 on the 0 to 10 scale and
       a low +1 on the  -4  to  +4  scale.   DOGMA's  reinterpretation  of
       theology  is  causing  the  same protest that Milton or Dante might
       face if they were around today.  The upside is  that  the  protests
       appear for now to be low-key and generally ignored.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

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