A When Dr Swisher's S-F CHECK LIST was first published, fanzine editors scrambled to be alphabetically first; and such publications as the AAANTHOR ARGUS were produced. "a", published by Swisher himself, finally secured first place. _ A See "Null-A", the pronunciation of this symbol. Korzybski would have grotched if he'd recollected that it also means "average value of A". AA 194 Back in 1945 Speer stopped at the Slan Shack in Battle Greek where he gave the assembled stfnists some sorta Mental Alertness and General Intelligence Test. On this, the widely-read Al Ashley scored 194 out of a possible 200. That's pretty good, being in the upper 5% of college graduates' scores. Al bragged this up and did not contradict people who interpreted his score as an IQ of 194, but by the time the Insurgents got thru raking him over the coals he wished he hadn't. In later years, Jack Harness, a Scientological "priest" actually claimed that Scientology had raised his IQ into the 170's; hence "the equation of fandom", JH+20=AA 194. [CORRECTION: It was at a 1943 Michiconference, not one in 1945, that Speer gave the test that earned Ashley his nickname. ] ACC (1) Arthur C Clarke, English fan-turned-pro. Now that he's passed from among us it's used mostly in puns like Willis's "ACColade -- Ego's favorite drink". (2) Of a group: Adolescent California Crowd. Dave Rike, Terry Carr, Pete Graham, and Boob Stewart, back when they were... adolescent, that is. Stewart was apparently responsible for much of the juvenility before he went into a Papist theological seminary. ACKERMANESE The grammatical practices followed by Forrest J Ackerman and in part -- the degree varying from fan to fan -- by those in whom his example propagated. Several minor wars were fought over the question of its uses but the invention went on insidiously spreading till about the time of the Insurgent War in LA. The practice, tho not the name, was revived about 1954 as described under DEMOLISHISMS. Lapse of Ackermanese was not directly caused by the Blowup; it was abandoned by 4e himself, with the explanation that he was disgusted with a lot of things like this that he'd tried to popularize with slight success. Originally it was a radical form of simplifyd spelng, like "U & I r to b praps th lst 2 men to go roketng to an xtra-galaktik planet wher a rekt ship is strandd". This sort of thing ("Ackese") was a little too much even for 4e, and as it eventually developed Ackermanese included a toned-down simplifyd spelng. Stylistic peculiarities included nonstoparagraphing, a colloquial style with plenty of scientificombinations, and punnery wherever the opportunity presented itself. Quotes were rendered with all their typing peculiarities and errors; only one set of quotemarks was used on a series of consecutive words or phrases from various sources; the native names were used for geographic locations ("Moskva, Deutsche, Ceskoslovensk", etc -- and the use of quotemarks here illustrates the preceding point). Syntactical oddities like omission of "of" in "another th fans" and placing modifiers outside verb phrases as in "He undoubtlessly'd say so" instead of "He'd undoubtlessly say so", should be noted. Mechanical characteristics, as seen in the writings of Mirta Forsto and others, are the use of green pen and mimeo ink -- green is the official Esperantist color -- neotric green-and-brown typeribbon, and the Vogue sans-serif typeface. ACTIVITY The amount of your material that appears in an APA. (For other sorts of activity see under FANAC and CRIFANAC). All the fan APAs demand a certain minimum activity (6 pages every 6 months in SAPS; 8 yearly in FAPA; 16 yearly in OMPA); this is "required activity". ACTIVITY PARTY A group (Art Rapp, Rick Sneary, Ed Cox) of the poor misguided people who spring up every now and then to try and revive the N3F. From 1948 to 1950 (when Rapp and Cox entered the Army and Sneary began to gafiate) they plugged for an Activity Requirement Plan (ARP) which would require each member of the club to accomplish a certain amount of fanac each year. When put to a vote in 1949 it failed of adoption, tho its proponents were elected. ADVERTISING Both classified and display ads are published in fanzines, tho convention booklets have more than all other fan publications (except Adzines) put together. (Adzines are simply fanzines which exist as a medium for advertisements; other material may be included without changing the nature of the zine.) Want ads are often placed to fill gaps in a collection, or for rare items. For sales include the same thing, sometimes offering an entire collection; and a good deal of trade results from these and swap ads. There are also advertisements of stickers, stationery, odd typeribbons, organizations, fan gatherings and all sorts stuff. Mention should be made of the humorous fake advertisements of Lowndes, Danner, Grennell and others. Lowndes and Danner imagine a capitalistic future and offer remedies for horrible new maladies, books on spicy customs of ETs, begging ads for unlikely charities, industrial novelties from the United Vacuum Fabricating Machinery Works, ktp. ADDITION: AFSF Armed Forces Science Fiction. A club for fans in service, started by a bunch of unknowns; Gar Williamson, the BEM (President), Ron Vogt, Jack Jardine, Woody Ayres, and Bob Rhodes, plus civilian Larry Maddock. Jardine attended the NOLaCon and some of the group made it to Chicago, where they distributed a "preview" issue of clubzine CONFUSION; there was no other known activity.] AGE Fans range in age from the early teens to the seventies, but most of us were born between 1930 and 1940. Various polls -- IPO, Poll Cat, and later ones by Campbell, MacKenzie, and assorted fans -- put the median age in the early twenties; the arithmetical average isn't reliable because calculations are distorted by the very aged such as Bloch, Tucker, Doc Smith, Ackerman and others who have existed ever since Gernsback created the world. The question whether mental and chronometric age among fans are related is hotly argued, some maintaining that those under a certain youngness are not competent to dispute or judge their elders. And sometimes the expression "young fans" refers to the time the people concerned have been in fandom, rather'n their calendar ages. AGENT Agents are used by many pro authors, even the best established. They relieve professional writers of the tedium of submitting their own manuscripts individually and, if any good, make each script produce more income for its author by holding out for higher rates and selling all sorts of subsidiary rights. (Apparently personal contact gets better results than sending the story in by mail.) Numerous fans have been agents, or worked for agents for a short period; in fact, it's said that you can't turn around in New York without running into a Scott Meredith graduate, and the Futurians moved into editorships from their agenting jobs. Traditionally, ethical agents don't advertise or charge reading fees. However, many agents run (and advertise) manuscript criticism bureaus on the side, charging fees of $5 or more for this service; a few so-called agents derive practically their entire income from this source. The most prominent agents handling science fiction writers at present are Forrest J Ackerman, Harry Altshuler (both one-man operations), Ann Elmo (slightly larger, with ex-fan and editor Theron Raines handling the stf clients), Byrne and Reiss (old-time Fiction House editors), and Scott Meredith (a large outfit, and one that does have a reading fee department). Heinlein uses the services of Burton Blassingame, probably unknown outside the field but highly respected within it; Asimov was once burned by an agent who was careless with writers' money and now uses no agent at all; Tucker has an agent for his books but markets his shorts himself. If you're not interested in crashing the proz, this is probably more than you need to know about agents. If you are, a word of advice: don't pay a reading fee. If you have anything on the ball at all, you'll find agents willing to read and criticize your work for nothing; if you haven't, some honest editor will tell you so eventually. AGHARTI In some branches of occultism, and in many's the story in Amazing or Other Worlds, a buried city in the Tibet area which may or may not be the home of the King of the World (the ultimate psychic adept) but which always contains individuals so full of philosophic wisdom that they slosh audibly when they walk. AH! SWEET IDIOCY! F Towner Laney read fandom the riot act in this mammoth publication, 130 pages explaining his disgust with fandom, its inhabitants, its attitudes, its interests, and any other group characteristics you can think of. It was the culmination of his attacks on the more undesirable features of the LASFS in particular, which had previously been blasted in a series in the club organ SHANGRI-L'AFFAIRES. The title represents his view of fandom from the outside, as seen by a non-fan; it was, in a way, Laney's fan memoirs, and described his entire fan career to 1946 and the Pacificon -- during which time he went from looking at fans thru rose-colored glasses to looking at them without, perhaps, any glasses at all. This growing disillusionment is the whole point of the work, in which Laney explains how and why he became an Insurgent. ASI immediately provoked discussion and argument pro and con from all over; some disputed the facts and some the propriety of describing fandom in general and the LASFS in detail as a nest of ineffectuals, perverts, fuggheads and worthless creatures generally. But the almost universal acceptance of the Insurgent Attitude and its later equivalent, the Trufan idea, among the top fans, suggests that FTL had an uncomfortable amount of the right on his side. AHMF ---- Algeristic Home Made For (sum). Martin Alger of Detroit ("Photo- Fanatic Lensman") has a fabulous number of tools and much facility with them; once he made his own mimeograph and published on it a one-shot instructing the fan how to make his own mimeo for $3.75. (Of course other fans like Dale Tarr and Bill Danner had made their own flatbed mimeos, but Alger's was the first rotary job.) The renown of this feat spread till Martin became mythologically credited with infinite manufacturing potential and a mania for making things himself at the lowest possible prices, from Heironymus machines (which see) to thermonuclear devices ("AHMF $1.35 -- not counting the hydrogen"). [CORRECTION: Alger's wasn't the first rotary homemade mimeo; Dale Tarr had made one, too, in the longago. There's a rumor that Boff Perry did the same.] AJ or AJAY Amateur Journalism, which see. Producing or writing for amateur magazines. The initials usually refer to the hobby as carried on in the mapas; but an AJZINE is one distributed in an amateur press association, not just any amateur magazine. [ADDITION: AKA Also known as. We apparently picked this up from police slanguage.] ABDUL ALHAZRED (Lovecraft) Arabian necromancer of distinction, author of the Necronomicon. In the Lovecraft Mythos he opened the first gate for the entrance of the Great Old Ones into "our" world, but nonetheless -- or perhaps we should say "and therefore" -- came to a spectacularly messy end; in the sight of a crowd at his city's gates, he was eaten alive by an invisible monster. [ADDITION: ALIEN SCIENCE-FANTASY CLUB A national fan group formed by Vic Waldrop jr. in 1952; it failed to attract much support. There were about 20 members, including Lee Hoffman, Shelby Vick, Charles Wells, Janie Lamb, Lynn Hickman, and Bill Berger. Waldrop's THE ALIEN was official organ.] ALPAUGH IS GHOD The motto, and entire corpus of laws, of SAPS around 1948 when Lloyd Alpaugh was OE. SAPS' OE has all power, limited only by assassination or rebellion. AMATEUR JOURNALISM Technically includes any form of publishing where monetary gain is not the primary motive. With us, it means publishing fanzines of any type or, by extension, writing for and illustrating them. Fans sometimes use this valuable expression when asked what their hobby is by someone who wouldn't understand about fandom; and, indeed, fan activity is amateur journalism -- plus. The manufacture and distribution of our mimeoed and dittoed leaflets is one of the most important characteristics of our hobby. ANGELS The word usually means somebody who contributes a sizeable bit of dough to a fanzine to finance something special, like a lithoed cover. ANGLO-SAXON POETRY Did not have rime or regular rhythm. Each line was cut in two by a pause, with two accented syllables in each half, the whole line tied together by alliteration; as, "A rocket was ready to take you to Rio". ANGLOFAN A fan who lives in England, nacherly; but here by "England" we understand the whole of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Anglofandom resembles and has many links with US fandom, but is somewhat more adult in point of age and less plagued with the fuggheaded sorts of serconnishness... the latter, no doubt, being due to the former. Since the hiatus of the Second World War the evolution of Anglofandom has been considered as paralleling that of US Fandom, for no very sound reasons. Earlier, however, Doug Webster marked out a series of distinct fandoms in Britain. First Fandom, Webster style, was marked mainly by interest in science and science-fiction, and their fanzines were marked by pseudoCampbellism, news of the pros and proz, fiction imitating professionals, and suchlike. Carnell, Gillings, Manson, Meyer, et al were the chief members of First Fandom, and were mainly interested in the foregoing subjects and also in social questions. Second Fandom included Webster's own type of fans; CS Youd, Burke, and others, who are interested in many things (good literature, swearing, women, atheism, and phonetics) more than in science-fiction; they replaced First Fandom (to which they were a partial reaction) about 1939, and offered a sharp contrast to the sociological emphasis of the original British fans. Third Fandom comprised the younger fans that appeared in wartime Britain, once again interested mainly in such science-fiction as they could get, and supporting the idea of a British general fan organization (the BFS) which the sophisticated Second Fandom had outgrown. Historically inclined Anglofen would perform a worthwhile service by continuing the analysis to a later date. ANIMALIST PARTY was begun by fans in Beacon NY, under James H Madole; '45. Animalism, said Madole, was the doctrine which called for complete integration of all social, cultural, and governmental units to pave the way for greater productive capacity. Bureaus would be replaced by technical councils, slums and tenements would be eliminated, free college education and generous old-age pensions provided, etc. Madole claimed to have started political groups in New York, California, Idaho, and Kansas, but the movement had fizzled out by 1947. The point of fannish interest was that fans were to form the nucleus of this political party "which would include others" -- so far as your K. Breul can determine, the last original stirring of the old save-the-world-by-political-action notion among fans; tho older movements like the Technocrats had disciples persisting in fandom even longer. [CORRECTION: A horrid goof. The right spelling is "ANIMIST". Madole dropped this idea and is currently (1959) Fuuml;hrer of the National Renaissance Party, America's only for-real Fascist movement -- not counting those like the American Nazi Party, whose "fascism" is actually racism. The NRP's BULLETIN carries the masthead-line "The Only Fascist Publication in America", and Madole still howls regularly up in Yorkville, NY, where there is still an audience for this sort of kookabooism.] ANNISH or ANNIVERSARY The issue of a subscription fanzine which comes out, or is planned to come out, in the same month as the fanzine was launched, is the occasion for great celebration by the editor, since relatively few fanzines reach even one anniversary. He often makes it an extra-large number, which contains material solicited from Big Names, and sometimes booster ads requested to help defray the additional expense. Annishthesia is the gafia-like syndrome associated with publishers who subside, stunned, after this herculean effort. It's commonly a result of first-anniversary issues; those editors who survive this mark are usually too canny to catch the disease again. One picture being worth a thousand words, we present a 2000-word composition by Leeh on the following page. [ADDITION: We might mention the habit fans have of designating annishes with words of which this is a component; Quannish, Vegannish, Innish, for Quandry, Vega, and Innuendo. It may derive, as an independent word, from Ann-issh, from a Boggs article in the Vegannish.] ANNUAL A publication, usually sponsored by an organization, which is supposed to appear annually, but probably appears only once. It is supposed to survey and summarize the work of the past year. Notable ones were the FANTASY REVIEWS of '45 and '46, brought out by Joe Kennedy, and the 1948 one produced by Ackerman and the Fantasy Federation. Not connected with any organization are the yearbooks which appeared up to about 1944 indexing proz and listing fan magazines. [ADDITION: The 1948 Annual was indeed mimeoed by the LASFS and paid for by 4e's left pocket, the Fantasy Foundation, but it was the brain-child of Don Wilson and Redd Boggs, and after Wilson dropped out Redd did everything but mimeo and mail it.] APA Amateur Press Association. A group of people who publish fanzines and, instead of mailing them individually, send them to an official editor, who makes up a bundle periodically (altho these mailings have sometimes not been temporally regular) and distributes one to each member. Such apazines are contributed to the bundle by their publishers without charge, being considered exchanges for the other members' fanzines. The procedure saves time, work, and postage for the publishers; and since the mailing bundles are identical and all members may be assumed to know their contents, comments on them lead to lively discussions. For fan APAs see under FAPA, OMPA, and SAPS, all still active, and 7APA, Vanguard, and WAPA, now defunct. (Whether the Cult is an APA is hard to decide, but go ahead and look it up anyway.) Many mundane APAs are in existence -- in fact, fandom got the idea from them. These mapas usually print their publications with hand-operated equipment, and are for the most part distinctly more interested in getting a pleasant format and appearance than in producing interesting writing. Several fans have vanished into or emerged from the mapas, and some stfnists, notably HP Lovecraft, have been active Ajays at the same time. The memberships of mundane associations are considerably larger and less active than those of fan APAs, and it does not seem to be required that publishers send in sufficient copies to cover the entire membership. APPRECIATION MAGAZINE Is published one-shot style -- altho it may be a special issue of a regular fanzine -- to commemorate, celebrate, or sometimes castigate its object. The Tucker Issue of QUANDRY (#24) was a case in point, as was Rotsler's HOMMAGE A BURBEE, (with nothing by Burb in it!) A different version of the idea appeared in Harlan Ellison's 1953 "Galaxy Appreciation Issue" of SCIENCE FANTASY BULLETIN, which featured a long and scalding harangue by Rich Elsberry, protesting various objectionable practices indulged in by Galaxy editor Horace Gold a year or two previously. [ADDITION: This should have been tied in with a mundane notion: it's the nearest approximation to the German word Festschrift, used in mundane (mostly scientific) circles to refer to a one-shot collection of articles dedicated to, though not necessarily about, some figure being specifically honored. With us, of course, the articles almost always have some connection -- however oblique -- with the vic...uh, honoree.] ARISTOCRAT OF SCIENCE FICTION (Palmer) A glance at the entry under "Palmerism" will explain the hilarity which followed RAP's application of this tag to Amazing Stories, and the reason why it's quoted solely in sarcastic connections. CORRECTION: The credit should be (T. O'Connor Sloane). Amz was tagged with this long before ZDays; it was the degradation under Palmer that made the label ludicrous. And Galaxy and F&SF have applied the term to themselves, claiming that LIFE called them that in an article on fandom and stf.] ARKHAM HOUSE The first successful fantasy specialist publishing house. August Derleth and associates, who, in a fit of pique at being turned down by regular publishers with the Lovecraft Memorial volume The Outsider and Others, decided to publish it themselves (December 1939). Several other volumes of weird fiction have been produced in addition to various books of Lovecraft & -iana. AH does not, of course, do the actual printing and binding of its publications. ARMY Several fans have managed to keep up their activity thru a hitch in the service, and some (Rapp, Sanderson, Buckmaster, Riddle) are professionals. In the APAs, OEs have a tradition of leniency in enforcing activity requirements in such cases. ARS American Rocket Society. Formerly American Interplanetary Society, its name was changed to avoid scaring conservatives and also because its experiments were not directed, strictly, to interplanetary flight but to terrestrial uses of rockets -- e g JATO devices, antitank weapons, ktp. Several fans and pros have been high in the organization, however. Before the war, much pioneering experimentation was carried out on such problems as the most efficient fuels and the best shape for the combustion chamber. With the war and its sequelae the ARS ceased to sponsor experiments and became a lecture society; but its old Experimental Committee became the nucleus of Reaction Motors, Inc. As an educational organization the ARS has about 6000 members (1956). But the only private rocket research of any importance today is carried on by a couple of Los Angeles groups which have a test station in the Mojave Desert. ART Well, maybe that should go in quotes. Fandom has some talented artists, & some who, like Bill Rotsler, have the benefit of training and employment in the field; but many fans, whether artists or not, have now and then turned their hands to illustrating what they're trying to say, or putting what they want to get across in a more expressive medium than words. Much fan art may be considered under Cartoons, where illustration combines with our normal (literary) means of communication. Of other types: nearly every subzine has a cover illustration, which usually shows a fantasy scene having no relation to the contents of the magazine; VOMaidens are the ultimate of this type. Title headings for departments are often embellished irrelevantly; put some rivets on the letters or a spaceship behind them, and that's that. When fiction is included in the magazine it is often illustrated; articles may be, too, tho this is sometimes impossible. Display ads may be decorated. Fragmentary sketches are also used as fillers (hence the byname fillo) or sometimes stuck around on the page to break up the dead-solid type. Well- drawn illustrations for their own sake are rare, tho there are some full-page illustrations with a few lines of poetry inspiring or inspired by it. Most frequently artwork standing alone is cartooning about fan events real or imaginary. On a slightly higher level are short-lived scientificomics in the fanzines, and some caricatures of Wollheim and his "stooges" done by Baltadonis of Philly during the Futurian Wars. Our illustration [not shown] is of historic importance, because its appearance on a card addressed to DAW was the basis of the Wollheimist charges that he was the object of "libelous and utterly vicious attacks" in the 1938 FAPA campaign. In addition to all these art types, photography has shown up increasingly; first as tipped-in prints in the early 40s, followed by the discovery of photolitho and a process for putting photos on a mimeograph stencil. Sometimes heard is Artoon, coined by Jack Harness to describe his type of drawing but applied to any small illustration of a humorous type. ARTICLE The most plastic form of non-fiction writing. Some articles are so long as to require serialization or fill an entire booklet; paragraph-length fillers may be referred to as articles. Subjects include science discussions, news of the proz (future line-ups, changes of ownership), interviews, reviews of books movies music or what have you, collectors' dope, quizzes and polls, humor and satire, biographies of fans and pros, news of fan activities and plans, accounts of fan gatherings trips and visits, whitherings, discussion and exhortation in fan feuds, reminiscences, autoanalyses, discussion of philosophical and sociological concepts, opinions on the quality of modern stfsy, and unclassifiables like hoaxes, the number of fans having the same first name, graphanalyses, and women's hats. 'Tweren't always thus; as explained under Numerical Fandoms sub First Transition the field of discussion has gradually broadened until now it takes in anything the postal laws allow, and many that they don't; this despite several "back to fantasy" movements and much exhortation by people like Marion Z Bradley. ASFO The Atlantia, Georgia SF Organization, whose wheels were various Dixie fans like Macauley, Burwell, and others. In full swing by July 1951, they accomplished a notable feat of fan publishing by getting out a hard-cover edition of Sam Moskowitz's The Immortal Storm. ASHLEY MYTHOS Appeared in SHANGRI-L'AFFAIRES, BURBLINGS, and MASQUE tho the term itself was coined by Rotsler. The Insurgents, in these, gave poor Al Ashley such a vigorous and sustained raspberry that he gafiated. ASP Associated Slan Press -- the BNFs of Midwestern fandom during World War II. Tucker and the Ashleys were the most important members of this publishing house. Tucker says that membership was by invitation only, with members required to keep up to the standards of the organization. In the emblem the ASP isn't a giant thing crawling around a hill with a pyramid on it. (Cleopatra's.) ASSOCIATION An organization of individuals working in the same field who expect to make greater progress by collective effort. This designation is the one applicable to most fan organizations; some of those actually bearing it are FAPA, OMPA, BSFA, WSFA, and ESFA. ASSORTED SERVICES Partnership of Ackerman and a Mr & Mrs Emsheimer, on the model of an enterprise in Paris. They undertook to do various things for hire, but most of their business came from fandom, when they introduced publishers to the lithograph process on a large scale. Much merriment-material came from the publication, about the time Associated Services was announced, of Heinlein's "We Also Walk Dogs" (ASF Jul 41), telling of General Services Inc. [ADDITION: A*S*T*E*R*I*S*K*S Their use as illustrated apparently comes from the Hyman Kaplan stories. This usage is mostly honorific, as in R*O*T*S*L*E*R.] ATHEISM An issue bound to come up in a bull session of skeptical-minded types, and fandom is a continuous bull session. Muchly debated in the letter columns of Eofandom, it arose in the fanzine world with Wollheim's last Phantaflexicon column, which, discussing Science Fiction and Religion, remarked that the majority of ISA members he knew were atheists. Shroyer added comment on the observed correlation between atheism and the liking for SF. Argument on the main questions, such as there was, was hot, but no changes of opinion are known to have resulted, and the Michelists showed a disposition to relinquish the point to gain support for their faction. In the Second Transition the IPO found the proportion of 9:14 against church adherence, with several of the churchgoers indicating that they didn't really believe in it. How many of the nays are honest-to-Roscoe atheists and how many agnostics, pantheists, and other exotic credists, cannot be accurately determined. At any rate, it is pretty well established that fans generally hold to a mechanistic philosophy which precludes the existance of a personalized god like the gaseous vertebrate of Judeo-Christian-Islamic mythology. Len Moffatt's chief fame is as the only outspoken Christianfan, tho there are a number of others, not forgetting Palmer. Some mystically inclined stfnists hold that the Unknown Source of the Universe is what they mean by "god", not realising that they are defining a demiurge rather'n a deity. And all good fans occasionally spurn and kick at the Fundamentalists. WILLIAM ATHELING JR Jim Blish, a fan-turned-pro who contributed a long series of percipient criticism under this byline to Redd Boggs' SKYHOOK in the mid-50s. The pename's from that of Ezra Pound, who wrote criticism as William Atheling. Junior's identity was a great puzzle at the time he was writing; those who pondered it might have reached the solution if they'd known who senior was, since Blish is a great admirer of Pound's poetry and criticism. [ADDITION: ATOMIC BOMBS When they fell on Hiroshima stfnists gleefully chortled "I told you so!" Still more reflected egoboo -- because, you see, it demonstrated that we were participating in the future by reading this crazy Buck Rogers stuff -- came when it was revealed that the Military Intelligence people had raided the offices of Astounding Science Fiction in 1944, when Cleve Cartmill's story "Deadline" had appeared; the story dealt with E-T's making an atomic bomb of U235, and gave the Security boys quite a turn when one of them happened to pick up a copy on a newsstand in Oak Ridge.] ATOMIGEDDON (Ackerman) The atomic war which will destroy the human race; a bigger and better Blowup, with no survivors. AUCTION One of the chief sources of money for fan gatherings is an auction of collector's items, usually contributed by pro editors and fans. All conventions, most major conferences, and some large meetings of local groups are scenes of auctioneering; at conventions, the auction is usuallly not completed in a single session. Most popular auction pieces are original illos. Back issues of the prozines and some fanzines are sold (frequently in sets in the case of famous serials) and a few books, original manuscripts, and odd items appear. Prices paid vary according to supply and demand - also according to the time of night, falling as money runs low, auctioneers get hoarse, and most of the best items vanish. The highest price recorded is $70 by Harry Moore for a Finlay cover (for Theodora DuBois' The Devil's Spoon, from FFM); and some items have gone at three for 1¢. AUSLAN or AUSSIEFAN An Australian fan, o'course. There are New Zealand ones, too, distinguished as Kiwifans. It's a designation of location today, but just after World War II when the Sydney Futurians admitted foreign members they actually called their organization the Auslans (a name coined by Sterling Macoboy). Readers of German will dig the double pun. AUTHENTIC You mustn't refer to Bert's old British prozine by its initials. That'd mean two ASFs edited by a Campbell. AUTOANALYSES Originally called psychoanalyses, articles of this type consist of taking oneself apart, usually in the third person, explaining how a fan got to be what he is and what he thinks he is. The Washington Worry-Warts took the lead in this activity. Emphasis is usually on universality, or at least wide applicability, rather than Byronic display of differentness from everybody else. AUTOMOBILES As fans reached the age where they could earn money, many of them bought second-hand cars to make visits and trips to fan gatherings in, and gave them appropriate names such as Panzerkampfwagen, FooFoo Special, Stfnash, The Hop Bitters, or The Ay-rab Steed. Some of these have been painted all over like the vehicles comic strips supply for teenagers, while others are dignified bourgeois conveyances, but most all are second hand. Fen show a real attachment to them, and often personalize them, especially in describing their ills: a flat tire is a sprained ankle, the headlights are eyes; if the gas tank runs dry you may have to take the top off the carburetor and feed it intravenously to get the motor going again; etc. Metaphors are mixed; the front fenders may be either shoulders or knees as the situation makes convenient, usw. [ADDITION: Westcoasters are strong followers of the custom of naming cars, etc.. Sneary's '50 Chevy is Grossvogel; old Outlander Bill Elias has a motor scooter that was named Aristotle, because it only had two cylinders.] AVOIDANCE An expression used to keep from overusing the first person singular, which is supposed to be bad taste. A couple dozen rather farfetched ones are used in this book, but the most common in fan usage is "we". AVOIDISM (Price:Hoffwoman) Not originally fannish at all, but a philosophy devised in a rather stomach-turning book, In One Head and Out The Other, this doctrine became confused/associated with the Gandhi-following folk of Eric Frank Russell's "And Then There Were None". It inspired an APA, MYOB, and an Avoidist Movement which avoided amounting to anything. Tenets are those implied by the root word. Lee Hoffman explains that three types of avoidism are distinguished: (1) pure, (2) applied, and 3) active, or Activist. In pure avoiding one avoids everything except eating, breathing, and metabolizing. In applied avoiding one avoids as many things as possible. (Bus drivers are good at this sort of thing, like avoiding people waiting at bus stops.) Active avoidism isn't true avoidism and is practiced to Publicize the Cause, or as an exercise in Avoiding. Under active avoidism there is the subgroup Counteravoiding; to counteravoid vegetarianism, for instance, one eats meat. Leeh concluded: "A last word on Avoidism: I had one grunch but the eggplant over there". AWARDS The principal awards given in fandom have been called laureates and Hugos. But pros receive egoboo from their Hugos (International Fantasy Awards), Invisible Little Men, and such trophies, or from things like the LASFS' Fanquets -- which, despite the name, honor pro-crashers.
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