TAFF - pg 21


   Inside the Tower ther was such a queue for the Crown Jewels that we
decided to give it a miss.  In any case, no cameras were allowed in there
at all, whereas permission could be obtained to take photographs in the
White Tower.  Now it was the first time that I had been in the armoury
section of the tower and all the boys got from me was "But where's the
fifteenth century plate armour?"  We reached it eventually, but just
beforehand Ron came up to me and said "Have you seen the obscene suit of
armour in the glass case?"  I hadn't, but I got over to see it with in-
decent haste.  The armour had belonged to Henry VIII for use in foot
combats and it had been made so that there was not a crack or crevice
where a weapon could enter.  But egad!  The steel codpiece.  Henry was a
hefty character, but I still think he was bragging.  Don of course, took
a photograph of it, helped by Ron, accompanied by scandalised looks from
several of the visitors who were probably wishing they had the nerve to
ask Don to send them a copy of the photo when developed.

   The Yeoman of the Guard eventually persuaded us they were closing
down for the night and back we went to Ted's office to pick up some gear.
From there we went on to Ella's place where a number of fen were waiting
to say hello to Don.  I had to leave fairly early, but no doubt Don has
persuaded Ella or Ron in writing up that part of his trip.

   Don was taken along to the Globe on the Thursday night, but again I had
not a lot of time to spare so it was a case of "good-evening, goodnight."

   Friday was the day the fans started moving in to the Kingsley Hotel and
discovering where the cafes and restaurants were in the district.  I had
gone to meet Bill, but the coach was early and I finally rang the hotel to
discover that he was already there.  When I arrived myself Ella had alr-
eady done stalwart work introducing people around.  As the Convention
proper did not start until Saturday the evening was spent in meeting and
reunions and getting the geography of the place.

   The following morning Bill and I went to the National Gallery as I had
been telling him for months about Da Vinci's painting "The Virgin of the
Rocks" and this was an opportunity of showing him why I was so enthusia-
stic about it.  Then I remembered that I had never see the original por-
trait of Richard III, and as the National Portrait gallery was next door
in we went.

   Then it was back to the hotel for the official opening of the Conven-
tion.  Doc Weir introduced Ted Carnell, the guest of honour, who in turn
introduced Don, the TAPP candidate.  By this time I had found that Don
could keep an extremely straight face when he was kidding one along and
I was prepared, but the audience had found out, too, and his speech went
down very well.

   I may add at this point that the British fen were wondering if Don
were an American.  He didn't drink coffee, he didn't smoke, he didn't
drink whisky and he didn't hustle.  Nevertheless, I noticed that what
Don had planned to do during his visit did get done.

   After Ted Carnell's talk on the state of present day S.F. there was
break for tea, followed by an auction and then one of the highlights of
the Convention - Don's slide show.  This made quite an impression on the
audience and was much appreciated.