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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 02/05/99 -- Vol. 17, No. 32

       MT Chair/Librarian:
                     Mark Leeper   MT 3E-433  732-957-5619 mleeper@lucent.com
       HO Chair:     John Jetzt    MT 2E-530  732-957-5087 jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer    HO 4F-427  732-949-7076 njs@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist:
                     Rob Mitchell  MT 2E-537  732-957-6330 robmitchell@lucent.com
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper MT 3E-433  732-957-2070 eleeper@lucent.com
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       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

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       201-447-3652 for details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society
       meets irregularly; call 201-652-0534 for details, or check
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       Science Fiction Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of
       every month at Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       1. As Al Pacino says in the GODFATHER films, "Just when I thought I
       was  out,  they  pull  me  back  in."  Well, not really, but events
       occurred that reminded me that I had a little  more  to  say  about
       canine  intelligence.   I  will tell you what got me thinking about
       it.  Evelyn cooked a turkey and we had it for dinner,  then  had  a
       refrigerator  full of leftovers.  The next day I took some leftover
       turkey meat and next to it was a dish of stuffing.   So  I  took  a
       couple  of spoonfuls with the turkey.  This stuffing was OK, but it
       was not as good as I was hoping.  It seemed a little  strange  that
       it  was  still  in cubes if I gave it any thought at all.  A little
       while later Evelyn mentioned that she still had  some  stuffing  in
       the  refrigerator to cook up.  Well this did strike me as odd since
       first of  all  the  turkey  had  been  deconstructed  the  previous
       evening.   I  did  the deed, so I know.  How does one have uncooked
       stuffing the next day.  What does one stuff  with  it?   Well,  she
       cooks up some outside of the turkey.  It is stuffing that never had
       and never would stuff anything, but we still call it "stuffing."  I
       realized that it is not just dogs who desperately try to figure out
       human society and try to function in it.  It is a  fairly  constant
       condition  for  many  of  us  humans.   None of us really knows the
       rules.   That  is  because  no  one  source  makes  up  the  rules.
       Everybody  makes  up  his or her own rules.  And we drift around in
       and out of sets of rules.  I probably was  supposed  to  know  that
       when  Evelyn  makes  a turkey, that there are two kinds of stuffing
       that she makes and that even long after the turkey no longer exists
       as  a  unified whole, there is still stuffing that has not yet been
       prepared to eat.  This runs counter to my intuition and is  just  a
       fact  that  has  to be learned.  Some facts about a sphere of rules
       are much more obvious than others.  Any environment that one enters
       has a lot of these spheres hanging around and as you enter them you
       try to figure them out as quickly as you can manage.  You just hope
       that  people  in  the  spheres understand that you are confused and
       want to help you.  And about your best tool for figuring  them  out
       is language.

       Now when you are a dog--a situation I  suspect  the  reader  either
       will  never  have  to  face  or  has already mastered-your language
       skills are probably not as well- developed.  I am sure that when  a
       human  talks to a dog, the dog is thinking, "Now what the HECK does
       this all mean?  I am supposed to understand it or  he  wouldn't  be
       saying  it  to me.  Now what does it mean?"  And with a dog putting
       himself under that sort  of  pressure  you  can  bet  that  if  the
       intelligence is there, the dog will pick up human language skills.

       In the last set of articles I suggested that barking  is  really  a
       dog's  attempts at the verbal language he hears humans using, or as
       close to it as the dog can make with his  throat.   I  should  have
       mentioned that this idea of dogs trying to imitate humans is not so
       fanciful as it might sound.  There is a canine behavior that animal
       behaviorists  have  said  is an imitation of humans.  When dogs are
       around humans they like they will pull back the  corners  of  their
       mouths.   I  believe  that  they do it for humans and not for dogs.
       Dogs do sometimes smile as a greeting to humans.

       I would like to think that dogs are happy with the pact  they  have
       made  living  with  humans.  I am not sure because so much of their
       lives have become boredom.  That has to be part of the reason a dog
       sleeps so much of the time.  The figure I heard is that an American
       dog sleeps on the average 75% of its life.   That  means  there  is
       much  less  continuity  in  how  long  the  day is.  A dog wakes up
       several times a day and probably has a hard  time  of  getting  the
       concept  of  whether it is morning or afternoon.  That would depend
       on how long he has slept.  About the nastiest  punishment  you  can
       give a human is to put him in solitary confinement so he has nobody
       to talk to.  Dogs do communicate  with  humans,  mostly  collecting
       information,   but   it   cannot  be  as  interesting  as  a  human
       conversation.  There dogs in the wild have the edge.  Writers  like
       Farley   Mowat   think  that  wild  dogs  have  much  more  complex
       conversation than we imagine with other dogs.   And  dogs  talk  on
       very  large  networks.   In  NEVER  CRY  WOLF  Mowat  is out in the
       northern wilderness and an Inuit tells  him  that  a  stranger  was
       coming  and  would arrive the following day.  The prediction proves
       to be true and when Mowat asks how the old Inuit  knew,  he  founds
       out he heard it in the howling of the wolves.  Mowat does a sort of
       double  take  on  the  implications,  but  wolves  network  complex
       information  with  wolves  at what must be great distances.  (I may
       have wrong some of the details of the anecdote, but the  conclusion
       is Mowat's.)

       So dogs probably have a sort of complex society they are missing by
       being  domesticated,  but  there  is probably one moment in a dog's
       life that he is glad he is domesticated.  There is one instant that
       humans  are better for dogs than their peers in the wild could ever
       be.  That is the morning that a dog wakes up and realizes that  his
       back  legs  will  not  work any more.  First imagine how terrifying
       that discovery would be for you.  But your fear,  not  to  minimize
       it,   is  really  that  what  has  happened  to  you  is  extremely
       inconvenient.  Now look at it from the point of view of a wild dog.
       Where  are  you going to get your next meal?  Maybe you have a mate
       and she can share with you.  How long can that go on?  Do wolves in
       the  wild have welfare?  I kind of doubt it.  Losing your back legs
       is a slow death sentence that is already in progress the moment you
       discover  it.  Maybe there is something like lupine euthanasia, but
       I doubt it.  But even a pet who goes through this  experience  must
       find it terrifying.  There is no way that a domestic dog would know
       what is human policy toward  a  dog  who  cannot  walk.   Even  the
       domestic  pet  must worry about will the tall ones just abandon him
       or what will they do?  I like to try to put myself in the head of a
       dog  and  try  to see how a dog would look at a situation.  Believe
       me, you do not want to do this with a dog who  has  just  lost  his
       ability to walk.  There may be scarier situations for a human to be
       in, but none come to mind at this instant.  But the humans  I  know
       would  almost  all  be  better  to such a dog than his peers in the
       wild.  Not that they would want to, but they  might  not  have  any
       choice.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            We learn from experience that men never learn anything
            from experience.
                                          -- George Bernard Shaw


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