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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                     Club Notice - 5/1/98 -- Vol. 16, No. 44

       MT Chair/Librarian:
                     Mark Leeper   MT 3E-433  732-957-5619 mleeper@lucent.com
       HO Chair:     John Jetzt    MT 2E-530  732-957-5087 jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer    HO 4F-427  732-949-7076 njs@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist:
                     Rob Mitchell  MT 2D-536  732-957-6330 rlmitchell1@lucent.com
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper MT 3E-433  732-957-2070 eleeper@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-933-2724 for details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society
       meets irregularly; call 201-652-0534 for details, or check
       http://www.interactive.net/~kat/njsfs.html.  The Denver Area
       Science Fiction Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of
       every month at Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       1. URL of the week:
       http://www.sff.net/people/frantsdecandido/urban.htm.  The home page
       for  URBAN  NIGHTMARES, reviewed later in this issue.  Includes the
       history of the book, the text of the  introduction,  and  links  to
       many of the contributors' home pages.  [-ecl]

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       2. I was reading my cereal box this morning.  That is pretty  safe.
       They  don't  get  too  many postmodern writers to write on boxes of
       cereal.  In fact I have often wondered who does actually write  the
       text  for  boxes  of cereal.  It requires a whole different writing
       style.  For one  thing  I  think  you  really  have  to  know  your
       adjectives.   Words  like  "light," "crispy," and "nutlike" have to
       come readily to the pen when writing the text that goes on a box of
       cereal.  But the one thing that I found missing was "Free Inside."

       Now when I was a kid the best thing to  see  on  a  box  was  "Free
       Inside."   I  grew  up in the Golden Age of Free Inside.  You don't
       get great premiums inside boxes of cereal any more.  I am not  sure
       you  get  any  toys in cereal boxes.  I remember when Quaker Puffed
       Wheat and Quaker Puffed Rice actually gave away deeds  to  land  in
       the  Yukon  inside  boxes of their cereal.  You probably think I am
       joking here, but they really did.  That  was  when  they  sponsored
       SGT. PRESTON  OF  THE  YUKON.   They must have bought up a chunk of
       land, divided it up into something like  square-inch  parcels,  had
       legal  deeds printed up, and gave them away in cereal.  At one time
       I owned three or four parcels of land in the Yukon.  And it worked.
       I  suddenly  got really interested in Sgt. Preston and his lead dog
       King.  After all, that was my property he was protecting.  At least
       it  was  out  there  someplace.   Maybe someday I would find it and
       build on it.  Though a gumdrop was about all I would have been able
       to  place  on  it.  Just to see my land I would have to trespass on
       land owned by about 37 other one-time little cereal eaters.

       Thinking about it, I am sure by now somehow that someone  else  has
       gotten ownership of the land, but at one point it was mine.  It was
       so small that if it was all in one place I could hide  it  with  my
       hand.   But  it  was  mine  and I owned it.  That was the best Free
       Inside ever.

       What are some of the other classics?  I guess I remember this stuff
       pretty  well  because  this is what it took to form me.  You really
       needed something to get you through the day back then.  You have to
       remember  that  back  then  a Saturday morning was about as long as
       three and a half of our days.  And children have a lot more  energy
       to dissipate than adults do.  They have good muscles, but much less
       mass than adults do.  The square-cube law says that little kids are
       going  to  have  much  higher  muscle  to mass ratio than we do.  I
       remember wondering why adults just wanted to sit around at the  end
       of  a day, and now I know it is because they are pushing around all
       the mass of an adult body.  Perhaps children would be more pleasant
       and  also  healthier if we put weights on their arms and legs.  But
       when I was small you could not just shut down all that  energy  and
       just  sit  and  watch  SKY  KING  or  CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT.  You needed
       something to do with your hands to dissipate excess energy.  That's
       what Free Insides were good for.  Well, the Yukon deed might not be
       so good.  What kind of a kid would sit down and read the fine print
       during   WINKY  DINK?   (Okay,  WINKY  DINK  was  Sunday  morning.)
       Probably it was just the ones  who  grew  into  lawyers.   No,  for
       Saturday  morning TV shows I recommend a little toy rocket launcher
       that  came  free  inside  something  like  Nabisco  Honey   Wheats.
       Basically  it  had  a  catch  mechanism  and a spring.  You put the
       little missile on it and it clicked in place, then you pressed  the
       catch  and  it fired.  That one was particularly memorable since it
       was an action toy.  Sometimes you just got little toy plane  models
       of real planes.  Somebody at the cereal company must have served in
       World War II and remembered his days of plane spotting.

       I have heard people say that you got decoder rings and glow in  the
       dark  rings in cereal.  I think you had to send away for those with
       a proof of purchase.  I think you  could  get  a  little  submarine
       powered  by  baking powder in a box of cereal, but the frogmen that
       went to the surface and then dived again, also  powered  by  baking
       powder, were a send-away offer.  In any case, I will take a further
       walk down this maudlin Memory Lane next week.  [-mrl]

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       3.  URBAN  NIGHTMARES  edited  by  Josepha  Sherman  and  Keith  A.
       DeCandido  (Baen, ISBN 0-671-87851-4, 1997, 278pp, US$5.99) (a book
       review by Evelyn C. Leeper):

       The problem with theme anthologies is, well, the theme.

       I mean, if I'm reading a story in a  general  anthology,  or  in  a
       magazine,  and the point of the story is that the main character is
       a vampire, then the author can tell me that  when  s/he  wants  to.
       But if I'm reading a vampire anthology ... well, you get the idea.

       So here we have an anthology based on urban legends.  These are all
       those things that you've heard somewhere that happened to "a friend
       of a friend."  In fact, these are so common that they even  have  a
       Usenet  group  (alt.legends.urban) and a whole set of abbreviations
       (e.g., FOAF).  So if you're reading a story in  this  anthology  in
       which  a  fur  coat  is involved, and you know anything about urban
       legends, you *know* snakes will start appearing in the coat.

       Because of this, the authors pretty much have to tell you early  on
       which  UL  (urban  legend,  not  Underwriters Laboratory!) they are
       working with, and then do something original with it.  This is  not
       unlike  what  was done with the "Fairy Tale" series of books, so it
       is possible.

       And of course the problem  is  exacerbated  by  my  position  as  a
       reviewer--I  need  to  read  this book in some reasonable period of
       time.  Marketing being  what  it  is,  mass-market  books  tend  to
       disappear  after a few months.  If I read a story a week, this book
       will be long-gone before you  can  read  the  review.   (There  are
       twenty-five  stories,  an unusually high number.  The longest story
       is sixteen pages long.  In fact, the biography  section  is  longer
       than some of the stories.)

       Even making allowances for all this, I think *four* prosthetic  arm
       stories  and  *four*  alligators/crocodiles-  in-the-sewers  in one
       anthology is a bit much (though I did like the  literary  allusions
       in Bill Crider's piece).

       If you are familiar with all the urban legends referenced here, and
       like bizarre twists on them, you will probably like this book.  But
       if you don't know what "The Hook" is, or find a whole  sequence  of
       twists on them more repetitious, you should skip this book.  (Me, I
       find the psychology of the urban legend interesting, but don't  see
       them as a great literary source.)  [-ecl]
                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance
            of the law is not punished.
                                          --  Jeremy Bentham