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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 01/01/99 -- Vol. 17, No. 27

       MT Chair/Librarian:
                     Mark Leeper   MT 3E-433  732-957-5619 mleeper@lucent.com
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       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society
       meets irregularly; call 201-652-0534 for details, or check
       http://www.interactive.net/~kat/njsfs.html.  The Denver Area
       Science Fiction Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of
       every month at Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       1. URL of the week: In a move that was  something  of  a  surprise,
       Roger  Ebert has chosen the very dark fantasy DARK CITY as his best
       film of 1998.  The film is a big stylish comic book with ideas like
       liquid   memory,  aliens  from  ancient  worlds.   You  can  go  to
       http://www.darkcity.com/ to get a feel for the film.  [-mrl]

       ======================

       2. We were driving in the car and Evelyn made a comment  that  this
       was National Alzheimer's Month.  She said she had known that at one
       point but had forgotten it.  Then she corrected herself.  It is not
       very  nice  to  make a joke about a disability.  "Or anything else"
       she added.  I guess that is why I make puns.  Pretty much all humor
       is  at  the  expense  of  someone  or something, and the pun is the
       lowest form of  humor  because  it  makes  fun  of  language.   And
       language  has  no  feelings.   Except  maybe for French.  French is
       certainly protected as if it has feelings.

       The  French  government  and  most  speakers  of  French  are  very
       protective  of their language.  I guess that includes the people of
       Quebec.  They are proud to be  French  speakers.   Of  course,  the
       French  themselves  think  of  the Canadians as being speakers of a
       sort of  degenerate  French.   Quebecois  are  proud  to  think  of
       themselves  as  French  speakers  even if they have not gotten full
       acceptance from the official France French.  No reflection  on  the
       Quebecois,  but  to  the French I have talked to (especially an old
       co-worker from Paris  named  Roger  Dumont)  it  is  sort  of  like
       chimpanzees looking at civilization and thinking, "Boy, we primates
       are the real kings of the earth."  The French  Canadians  may  feel
       they  are  real  French-speakers, but to the French people they are
       merely quaint and funny, if the sampling of French I have talked to
       are any indication.

       But the French think their language must be  defended  so  that  it
       will  win  in competition with other languages.  We Americans don't
       think much of competition between languages, but  that  is  because
       our most popular language here is English.  It just happens that in
       most of the world just about the best language to know is  English.
       (Okay,  maybe  just  now  the  most  profitable language to know is
       COBOL, but will that last?)

       The problem is that French is so inefficient a language.  If you go
       to  a  European  airport  and  see  signs  they will probably be in
       French, German, and English.  The French will mostly  be  in  small
       words  of one syllable, but it will still be about 30 to 50% longer
       than the English.  The  German  will  probably  probably  have  the
       message  in  three words, but depending on how complex the idea is,
       they  could  be  very  long   words   that   sound   to   us   like
       "Gesprungdunkvindeswaffe."   I am not sure how the Germans ever put
       together dictionaries.  Frequently  these  long  words  are  newly-
       assembled.   They  are  too  long  to  be built indoors and are put
       together by teams of sweaty men working in the hot sun to  assemble
       them.   These  words generally never have been used before.  So how
       can a dictionary be anything like complete?

       The thing is that the French do not want to let go  of  their  past
       glory.   Just  like  the  civilized  language of the world was once
       Greek and later Latin, there was a period  lasting  several  months
       when  the most useful language of the world was French.  It was the
       language of diplomacy, of business, and of tourism.   I  think  the
       hope  may be among the French that those times will return someday.
       And just in case those same people return to power, their  language
       must be preserved for them and protected so they will recognize and
       know the language.

       But this makes the modern world a particular threat to  French  who
       want to keep their culture inviolate.  It is different here.  There
       are certainly some Americans who are open to exotic  foreign  words
       and  phrases the way they are open to exotic foreign cuisines.  The
       French  government  has  officially  taken  a  stand  against  that
       happening  in France, but technology is making it harder and harder
       to prevent miscegenation of the languages.  For a long time it  has
       been  French national policy that computer languages used in France
       had to be French.  French FORTRAN did  not  have  DO-loops  it  had
       FAIRE-loops.  But things have gotten only worse and worse.  We have
       the Internet such an indispensable part of modern life.  It  brings
       all  sorts of information to the French at a price to the language.
       The Internet primarily uses  the  same  damned  language  as  those
       rascals  who  did  so much damage with their longbows at Agincourt.
       And Internet is coming in to finish  the  job  that  Henry  V  left
       undone--making good French people use English.  But the French just
       cannot hope to stay up with technology and keep out the Internet at
       the  same time.  That was the dilemma the USSR faced.  The Internet
       basically destroyed the veil of secrecy that the  Soviets  used  so
       effectively  for  so  many years.  There is good reason to view the
       Internet as the force that destroyed the Soviet Union.  They  could
       not  live  with it and they could not live without it.  And now the
       French cannot shut  their  doors  to  the  Internet.   The  Academe
       Francais  may  win  the  battle to keep French pure but the day may
       well come when it is not the most useful language to know, even  in
       France.  [-mrl]

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       3. MIGHTY JOE YOUNG (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule:  A  kind-hearted,   eighteen-foot-tall
                 gorilla  from  Africa is brought to Los Angeles
                 and wreaks the expected havoc.  The film starts
                 much  more interestingly than the 1949 version,
                 but neither has much idea what to do  with  the
                 plot  once  it  moves  to  the  city.  The good
                 special effects add a lot.   Rating:  6  (0  to
                 10), +1 (-4 to +4)

       The original MIGHTY JOE YOUNG was something of a disappointment for
       me.   I  think  that  was  because  from about age six on one of my
       favorite films was KING KONG (1933).  (Incidentally, that is one of
       the  rare  opinions I shared with Adolph Hitler.)  MIGHTY JOE YOUNG
       (1949) was a reprise of the same talent.  Its effects were  created
       by the same master, Willis O'Brien, assisted by a new apprentice, a
       special effects  technician  named  Ray  Harryhausen.   Harryhausen
       would  become  the  king  of Hollywood special effects from 1951 to
       1977.  But the talent was used to make a sort of junior  King  Kong
       for children.  Stop-motion animation went the way of flat animation
       and of comic books to be associated with children's  entertainment.
       Serious  adults  (people  like  my parents) did not go to see films
       that featured stop-motion animation.  As with the SON OF  KONG  the
       special  effects  became  associated  with  "cute."  In spite of my
       diffidence toward the original  MIGHTY  JOE  YOUNG,  I  was  fairly
       ambivalent  to hear that the classic was being remade.  My reaction
       is that the remake  is  a  big  improvement  in  realistic  special
       effects  and  the story begins much better.  But neither film has a
       whole lot of interest to say about what happens when  an  eighteen-
       foot-tall ape is brought to America.

       As a great nostalgic touch the film opens  with  the  RKO  Pictures
       logo,  just  as  the  original  did.   It  is  an updated logo, but
       basically the same radio  antenna.   Apparently  one  of  the  most
       creative   studios  is  still  around  and  in  the  film  business
       sufficiently to get their name on this remake of their  film.   The
       new  plot  introduces  poachers to the story.  While their original
       had no reference at all to poaching, it would have  been  virtually
       impossible  to  tell  the same story today without explaining why a
       baby gorilla would be motherless without mentioning poaching.   The
       first  third of this film, the part about the discovery of the ape,
       is done on an almost  adult  level.   Linda  Purl  plays  Dr.  Ruth
       Young--obviously  patterned on Dian Fossey--who, accompanied by her
       young daughter, Jill, studies gorillas in  their  natural  habitat.
       Ruth  and  a  female  gorilla  she  is  studying are both killed by
       poachers the same night and young  Jill  adopts  Joe,  the  quickly
       growing baby of the killed gorilla.

       Flash forward twelve years and the giant gorilla  is  now  a  local
       legend.   Nearly  as  much  a  legend is the white woman (played by
       Charlize Theron who is actually South African), a grown-up Jill who
       is  the  gorilla's friend.  Gregg O'Hara (Bill Paxton) is in Africa
       collecting wild animal blood for a Los Angeles  nature  conservancy
       (why is never explained).  He is temporarily detaining wild animals
       to collect the blood when out of the bush comes a huge gorilla  and
       sets one of his captured cats free.  O'Hara wants to add some giant
       gorilla blood to his  collection  and  has  his  unsavory  team  of
       trackers  go  after the ape.  Not surprisingly, he finds the ape he
       was trying to catch has caught him instead.  He is  saved  only  at
       the  last  minute  by the intervention of a mysterious woman, Jill.
       Now Gregg knows he must track down the  mysterious  woman  and  her
       gorilla.  Eventually Gregg will find Jill and convince her that for
       Joe's own safety against poachers he has to be taken  to  a  nature
       conservancy.   He  suggests  the  one  he is associated with in Los
       Angeles.

       The plot here is not tremendously adult, but it is  better  fleshed
       out  and  more  intelligent  than  the  plot  in the original film.
       Willis O'Brien might well have approved of the more  complex  story
       line.   Whether  he  would  have  approved of the effect would be a
       different matter.  O'Brien was bitterly disappointed when a project
       he started to do a second KING KONG sequel got out of his hands and
       eventually mutated into KING KONG VS. GODZILLA with  its  man-in-a-
       gorilla-suit  Kong.   Here  again  at  least  in some scenes Joe is
       played by a man in a suit.  At least it is  a  Rick  Baker-designed
       suit  that  is fairly convincing where it is used.  Deep down it is
       John Alexander in a much more realistic suit.  We do  not  have  to
       ask  if effects technician Ray Harryhausen would have approved.  In
       the party scene late in the film the  older  gentleman  reminiscing
       with  his  wife are really Harryhausen and Terry Moore, the star of
       1949 version.  While I am on the  subject  of  self-references  the
       film  poster  at  Graumann's  Chinese  Theater is from WAGON MASTER
       directed by John Ford and starring Ben Johnson.  John Ford was  the
       executive  producer  of MIGHTY JOE YOUNG (1949) and Ben Johnson was
       Terry Moor's co-star.  Ford and Johnson are no longer with us so  I
       suppose this was a way of giving them some sort of an appearance.

       Where the new version may fall short a little of the original is in
       the  introduction  of  two  nefarious  villains  with thick foreign
       accents.  Their plan to steal the giant ape, dissect him, and  sell
       the pieces does not seem to make financial sense.  Somehow Charlize
       Theron seems to wear a little too much makeup for her character.

       It was a little surprising that Has Zimmer who did African-flavored
       score  for THE LION KING, and has since been specializing in scores
       for films with African themes, was not chosen to do another African
       score for them.  It might have something to do with his scoring the
       animated THE PRINCE OF EGYPT, a film  made  in  direct  competition
       with  Disney.   Whatever the reason James Horner provided the score
       and did an okay job, but people will not be  rushing  out  for  the
       soundtrack.   Also  I  notice  that  the  film walks something of a
       narrow path trying not to put in a bad light the animal conservancy
       which  is,  after  all,  not  all  that different from Disney's new
       Animal Kingdom Park.

       In 1949 the original film was unusual for its day.  Its remake from
       almost  a half century later in some ways improves on the original.
       It special  effects  have  been  improved  upon  to  the  point  of
       perfection.   But  the  story is unexceptional, perhaps even overly
       cliched, for a modern audience.  On balance I give it a 6 on the  0
       to 10 scale and a +1 on the -4 to +4 scale.

       Included with the film is a Mouseworks Cartoon.  I  did  not  catch
       the  title  but the subject was "extreme sports" as demonstrated by
       Goofy.  It was extremely short for a Disney  cartoon,  being  maybe
       two or three minutes long.  [-mrl]

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       4. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: William Shakespeare writes "Romeo  and
                 Juliet"  and  at  the  same  time discovers the
                 woman who would be the love of his life.   This
                 is  a  whimsical recreation of how things might
                 have been.   The  story  is  charming  and  the
                 setting  is  as  interesting as the characters,
                 though  the  credibility  of  what  we  see  is
                 compromised   by   obvious   anachronisms   and
                 inaccuracies.  Rating: 8 (0 to 10), high +2 (-4
                 to +4)
                 New York Critics: 21 positive,  2  negative,  2
                 mixed

       It is 1593 and London has  two  competing  theaters,  each  with  a
       favorite playwright.  The Curtain features the plays of Christopher
       Marlowe, acknowledged to be the greatest  playwright  of  the  day.
       The  Rose  had a once promising young man who after about ten plays
       was  coming  to  the  end  of  his  creativity.   This  is  William
       Shakespeare  (Joseph  Fiennes).   As we join the film Shakespeare's
       love life is in a shambles as he is totally blocked  from  writing.
       Not  that  it  matters because the theaters have been closed due to
       the plague.  That may be for the best as Shakespeare  has  promised
       his  new  play  to  both  theaters.  That play, barely begun, being
       "Romeo and Ethel, the Pirate's Daughter."

       Shakespeare cannot write, having had only the minimal experience at
       love he got from a loveless marriage.  But a woman is about to come
       into  his  life.   Shakespeare  sees  Viola  De  Lesseps   (Gwyneth
       Paltrow) and falls in love with her beauty.  Meanwhile it turns out
       that Viola is a  great  fan  of  Shakespeare  and  the  theater  in
       general.   When  the  theaters  are  reopened, due to only the most
       venal  of  reasons,  Viola  gives  in  to  temptation,  defies  the
       conventions of her time, disguises herself as a man, and becomes an
       actor.  Shakespeare finds the woman he loves and begins  an  affair
       with  her,  ignoring  the  fact  that she is betrothed.  When Viola
       auditions disguised as a man she is promptly cast  not  as  Juliet,
       but  as  Romeo  in the play that seems to be written scene by scene
       only one  day,  or  often  only  hours,  before  it  is  rehearsed.
       Shakespeare  finds  can  write  again  now that he has something to
       write about, his love of Viola, and his wild lovemaking during  off
       moments  of the rehearsals.  The play Romeo and Ethel, the Pirate's
       Daughter begins to take shape and is transformed  from  the  comedy
       everybody has been expecting into the Romeo and Juliet we know.  Of
       course  the  creative  process  is  not  without  some  help   from
       Shakespeare's  friends.   We  see  Shakespeare's talent for pumping
       Christopher Marlowe and others for ideas and character names.

       It should be noted that many of the fine details of this story  are
       carefully  researched  and  there are references to real people and
       events.  In fact, it  is  mainly  the  plot  as  a  whole  that  is
       completely  absurd.  The story of Romeo and Juliet was popular long
       before Shakespeare's time.  And  it  did  not  involve  Ethel,  the
       Pirate's  daughter.   Shakespeare's  plays  are  almost exclusively
       adaptations of pre-existing tales.   Scholars  tell  us  that  "The
       Tempest" was Shakespeare's only original story.  (I am not sure how
       much consideration they have given to "The Merry Wives of Windsor,"
       essentially  a sitcom written solely to reuse the popular character
       Falstaff.)  This story of how Shakespeare's version  of  Romeo  and
       Juliet  came  to  be  written  is  obviously  a  complete  fiction.
       Unfortunately, this means that any facts that one does glean  about
       the  period  or about Shakespeare from this film should be regarded
       as being highly suspect.  John Webster, seen here  as  a  boy  with
       rather  gruesome  tastes  in  drama, is probably the playwright who
       went on to write plays like "The Duchess of Malfi."  I do not  know
       if  there  is any evidence that he knew Shakespeare.  There clearly
       are Flintstone-esque anachronisms in the play like the  odd  proto-
       psychiatrist that Shakespeare sees.

       The screenplay for SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE is by Marc  Norman  and  Tom
       Stoppard.   Much  of the screenplay shows Stoppard's sense of humor
       as shown in other Stoppard plays like "Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern
       are Dead."  The writers even have the audacity to write a little of
       its own Shakespearean prose and wordplay.

       Fiennes and Paltrow are supported  by  a  prestige  cast  including
       Geoffrey  Rush  of  SHINE,  Ben  Affleck of GOOD WILL HUNTING, Judi
       Dench of MRS.  BROWN (who is also the  new  M  in  the  James  Bond
       series),  Colin  Firth of THE ENGLISH PATIENT, Simon Callow of FOUR
       WEDDINGS AND  A  FUNERAL,  Jim  Carter  of  RICHARD  III,  and  Tom
       Wilkinson  of  THE FULL MONTY.  Director John Madden is the veteran
       of MRS. BROWN and episodes  of  the  BBC  adaptations  of  SHERLOCK
       HOLMES (with Jeremy Brett as Holmes).

       SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE is a frothy and fun look at the  bard  and  his
       times,  but is not to be taken too seriously.  One does not have to
       be a fan of Shakespeare to enjoy it, but bardophiles will get  more
       out  of it.  It gets 8 on the 0 to 10 scale and a high +2 on the -4
       to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       5. WAKING NED DEVINE (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: An entire village  conspires  to  fool
                 the  lottery  and  convince  them  that  a dead
                 lottery  winner  is  still   alive.    In   the
                 tradition  of  LOCAL  HERO,  this  is a likable
                 comedy from Ireland with a great set  of  Irish
                 character  actors  and  some beautiful views of
                 Irish countryside.  David Kelly is just  great.
                 Rating: 7 (0 to 10), +2 (-4 to +4)

       In the little coastal village of  Tullymore,  Ireland  there  is  a
       local  preoccupation  with  the National lottery and nobody is more
       involved is the old rascal Jackie O'Shea (played by  veteran  actor
       Ian  Bannen).  Then one day the newspaper says there is one lottery
       winner and he is from the local  county.   Tullymore  is  the  only
       village in the county so someone local must have won.  Jackie waits
       for the scream of excitement, but it does not come.   Somebody  has
       won the lottery but is not telling or perhaps does not even know it
       yet.  Jackie forms a team with his wife Annie  (Fionnula  Flanagan)
       and  old pal Michael O'Sullivan (David Kelly) to search the village
       for the winner.  But nobody seems to have won  the  lottery.   Then
       Jackie  realizes  just one man is left who could be the winner, Ned
       Devine.

       In his bed they find the old man, Ned Devine.   Ned  had  the  good
       luck  to win the lottery and the bad luck to die of the excitement.
       But now there is no Ned Devine to collect the winnings.   But  with
       no  Ned  Devine  there  will  be no winnings.  This has Jackie in a
       dither.  Well, why not have Michael be Ned Devine just long  enough
       to  collect  the  money.   Michael is not sure it is going to be so
       easy.  Michael is dead right.   The  man  from  the  lottery  wants
       reasonable proof that he is not giving the prize money to the wrong
       man.  But reasonable proof is just what is not  possible  to  give.
       Eventually  the  whole  village  will  have  to  be pulled into the
       fraudulent scheme if it going to work.  One subplot that could have
       used  a  little  polishing  is  that of the village "witch," a most
       disagreeable woman who threatens to blackmail the entire town for a
       larger  share  of  the  proceeds.   The subplot is crudely resolved
       without the sort of finesse that is characteristic of most  of  the
       rest  of  the  script.  Similarly the entire plot is only partially
       tied off at the end.  One wonders in what the state of the  village
       will be in another year.  The way is wide open for a sequel.

       Top billing goes to veteran  actor  Ian  Bannen  as  an  infectious
       schemer,  and  yet  totally  likable.   But at least as much credit
       should go to David Kelly as Michael O'Sullivan.   Kelly,  with  the
       huge  duckbill  nose and the scrawny body of a plucked duck hanging
       in the shop is a positive treasure.  In spite of Bannen's grace  in
       front  of  the  camera  and his infectious smile, most of the heavy
       laughs are earned by Kelly.  Still, together the massive Bannen and
       the  wiry  Kelly  make  a  great  team, each being the foil for the
       other.  The story, by director Kirk Jones, is  a  simple  and  pure
       situation  comedy.   This  is  Kelly's  first  feature film, having
       previously made commercials.

       Henry Braham's photography certainly demonstrates that the  scenery
       of  Tullymore is beautiful, though he avoids showing it in its full
       glory.  A lot of his photography catches the  scenery  when  it  is
       gray and raining or at night or when the sun washes out the shot.

       WAKING NED DEVINE is the kind of comedy we do  not  see  frequently
       enough  any  more coming from the United Kingdom and Ireland.  This
       film is reminiscent of WHISKEY  GALORE  and  LOCAL  HERO.   Similar
       American  films are usually done with too heavy a hand.  WAKING NED
       DEVINE is a pleasure.  I give it a 7 on the 0 to 10 scale and a  +2
       on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       6. A SIMPLE PLAN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Three working-class men find  a  plane
                 wreck  with  four  million  dollars  and  start
                 making  plans  for  how  to  keep   money   for
                 themselves.   But  the  bounty is too great for
                 three men to split amicably.  Sam Raimi makes a
                 film  in  the style of the Coen Brothers with a
                 lot of locality atmosphere and understanding of
                 his characters.  Rating: 7 (0 to 10), +2 (-4 to
                 +4)
                 New York Critics: 20 positive,  1  negative,  4
                 mixed

       Sam Raimi grew up a close friend of the Coen Brothers.   All  three
       want  into  filmmaking.   The  Coen  Brothers  specialized in crime
       films.  Raimi, focusing on a younger audience, made  a  variety  of
       films,  but he was best known for his horror film trilogy, the EVIL
       DEAD films.  Now Sam Raimi is moving into Coen  brothers  territory
       with  a serious and dark crime thriller set somewhere in the frozen
       North Central states in the cold of winter.  The plot is a familiar
       one.   Three  people  have  come into a lot of money they must keep
       secret.  But three is a big crowd when it comes to four and a  half
       million  dollars.   The  setting  is  like  FARGO,  and  the  basic
       situation is like THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE.   The  plotting
       is  like  a  serious version of the too-recent VERY BAD THINGS, but
       serious makes all the difference.

       Scott B. Smith wrote the screenplay based on his  own  novel.   The
       opening  image  of  the  film is a fox making a quick raid on a hen
       house, snatching what it can get and running with it.   While  that
       really  is  the  event that sets the plot in motion, the "grab what
       you can and run" scene also sets the tone for what is to come.   In
       A  SIMPLE  PLAN  Hank (played by Bill Paxton) works in the feed and
       grain, but hopes his college education  will  bring  him  something
       better  for his wife Sarah (Bridget Fonda) and the daughter he will
       have in a few days.  Sarah has  learned  to  accept  Jacob,  Hank's
       grungy brother (Billy Bob Thornton), but not Jacob's redneck friend
       Lou  (Brent  Bisscoe).   Jacob  and  Lou  similarly   are   a   bit
       contemptuous    of   Lou's   comparatively   manicured   existence.
       Ordinarily these tensions would never be  spoken,  but  events  are
       about to stress all the relationships.

       One frosty winter day Hank,  Jacob,  and  Lou  come  upon  a  plane
       crashed  in  the  woods.   On  board  they  find a dead pilot and a
       satchel with 44,000 one hundred-dollar bills.  If all three  people
       can  cooperate  perfectly  it should be no problem hanging onto the
       money.  Right?  But of course the presence of the money  will  test
       each  of  the  men's  relationships  with  the  others  and  Hank's
       relationship  with  Sarah.   Sarah,  Jacob,  and  Lou  each  has  a
       different  idea  of  what  to do with the money and they do not all
       mesh.  Hank wants to wait until things  die  down  and  then  leave
       town.   Jacob  sees  the  money  as his opportunity to buy back his
       father's farm and make it work again.  Lou is in unhealthy debt and
       wants  to  pay  off  some  loans and live high.  Hank will discover
       entirely different people inside the skins of the people closest to
       him.   And  one of them is himself.  As Sarah observes to Hank late
       in the film, "Nobody would ever believe that you would  be  capable
       of doing what you've done."  The plot is composed like a chain with
       each event leading to the next and all lead to chaos.

       As in FARGO, the icy  setting  becomes  a  character  in  the  film
       itself.   These are people who are worn down from just fighting the
       climate.  It casts a pall over the entire film.  Raimi  accentuates
       the  gray  of the weather by filming with muted, depressing colors.
       A  SIMPLE  PLAN  is  a  compelling  ride  through  an  alien  moral
       landscape.    While   much  of  the  chaos  that  is  the  plot  is
       predictable, some of  the  places  the  plot  takes  us  are  quite
       unexpected.  I rate it 7 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +2 on the -4 to
       +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       7. YOU'VE GOT MAIL (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Two rivals in the book business do not
                 realize  that each's secret Internet pen pal is
                 the other.  This remake of  the  1940  Lubitsch
                 comedy  THE  SHOP  AROUND  THE  CORNER has been
                 modified to be more timely with the addition to
                 the   script   of   the  issue  of  super-store
                 bookstores squeezing out small independent book
                 stores.   This  is probably the best version of
                 this story.  Tom Hanks  and  Meg  Ryan  are  as
                 always  a  good romantic team.  Rating: 7 (0 to
                 10), low +2 (-4 to +4)
                 New York Critics: 7  positive,  7  negative,  7
                 mixed

       I suppose if a filmmaker is going to remake a classic film, this is
       the right way to do it.  Ernst Lubitsch's SHOP AROUND THE CORNER is
       a decent film, but I have never heard of anyone loving it  so  much
       that  they  could  not  stand to see other actors in similar roles.
       And it was, in fact, remade as a musical in 1949, IN THE  GOOD  OLD
       SUMMERTIME.   Neither  film  really  developed the idea much beyond
       being a simple ironic situation.  Two shop clerks in the same store
       hate each other and each loves a pen pal that he/she has never met.
       Of course it turns out they are writing to each other, and  somehow
       it  is  assumed that the inner person is represented by the writing
       and not  the  actual  person.   YOU'VE  GOT  MAIL  takes  the  same
       situation  and  expands  on  it,  using the anonymity of electronic
       communications on the Internet.  The film also looks at  the  issue
       of  big  superstore  bookstores  chasing  out  smaller  independent
       bookstores.  In particular  the  plot  may  have  inspired  by  the
       incident  when a new Barnes and Noble superstore in Manhattan drove
       a much-loved children's bookstore, Eeyore Books, out of business.

       Kathleen Kelly (played by Meg Ryan) is the second-generation  owner
       of  The Shop Around the Corner, a children's bookstore in Manhattan
       that has become something of a neighborhood  institution.   Parents
       who  used  to  come  to  the  bookstore as children now bring their
       children to discover the world of reading.  But the bookshop is  in
       trouble.   Fox, a chain of bookstores, is putting a superstore just
       around the corner from The Shop Around the Corner.  The competition
       may  well  drive  the  little  bookstore out of business.  But even
       while her professional life is in trouble Kathleen is developing an
       e-mail-based  relationship  with  a pen pal over the Internet.  The
       man she knows only as "NY152" is a decent and witty person.  Little
       does  Kathleen realize that NY152 is really Tom Fox (Tom Hanks) the
       third generation owner of the Fox bookstore chain.   In  the  flesh
       Tom  Fox represents to Kathleen everything that is going wrong with
       the book industry.  Small caring bookstores are being  replaced  by
       Goliaths with know-nothing clerks, big comfy chairs, and cappuccino
       bars.  Though Kathleen is living with writer  Frank  Navasky  (Greg
       Kinnear)  and  Tom  is  living  with  editor  Patricia Eden (Parker
       Posey), they  carry  on  a  secret  electronic  relationship.   The
       artificial  excitement  of the AOL voice saying, "You've got mail!"
       becomes  almost  a  metaphor  for   the   loveless   by-the-numbers
       relationships  into  which  each has fallen.  It is counterpoint to
       what they feel writing to each other, flirting  with  the  idea  of
       meeting, but afraid to dispel the magic.  In fact, much of the best
       writing of the film is in the little essays  that  each  sends  the
       other.   At  times  the  discussions are reminiscent of those in 84
       CHARING CROSS ROAD.

       This is the third screen teaming of Tom Hanks and  Meg  Ryan.   The
       first time they were together was in JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO, a film
       so offbeat that it never found an audience.  (By the  way,  if  you
       get a chance, rent this film.  The writing is occasionally lame but
       more frequently wonderful.)  Their second romantic teaming was,  of
       course,  SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, a film not up to its reputation, but
       still a gem.  There certainly is chemistry between Hanks  and  Ryan
       as strong as Gable's and Lombard's.  YOU'VE GOT MAIL is a light and
       tasty little romantic recipe for the holidays.  Still,  it  is  the
       most  thoughtful  of  the  three  film  versions of this particular
       story.  I rate it a 7 on the 0 to 10 scale and a low +2 on  the  -4
       to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

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