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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 03/10/00 -- Vol. 18, No. 37

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. Question: What was the shortest century in  world  history?   It
       was  the  20th  century.   And why is that?  Well, that is a really
       good question.  It is because it ended up being a year short.   And
       how did it end up being a year short?  Pretty much a degradation in
       the general intelligence of the population.  Just about  everywhere
       I look there seems to be general acceptance that the new century is
       already upon us.  People keep referring to this and that being  the
       first of its kind in the new century or the new millennium.  It has
       come into common belief that the old  century  died  the  night  of
       December  31,  1999.   After all at midnight the digits of the year
       all went to zero except for the high order one, and it went from  1
       to  2.   All  the TV shows have already run as to who were the most
       influential people of the 20th century, what were the big events of
       the 20th century, etc., ad nauseam.

       First of all, are all the  people  perhaps  right  about  when  the
       century  changes?   The  answer  to  that question is a decided no.
       There was no year zero in history.  There is a 1  B.C.E.  or  B.C.,
       followed  by  a 1 C.E. or 1 A.D. When a mathematician makes a list,
       frequently he will start numbering with 0.  That means that the one
       digit numbers are all in the first decade.  0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
       8, 9.  Most of the rest of the world starts with 1.  That  is  what
       historians did numbering years. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.  One
       of these numbers is very different looking from the others.  It  is
       a  two-digit  number.   Its  low  order  digit is a zero.  But just
       because it looks different is no guarantee that it  really  is  not
       part of the first decade.  Try telling a clergyman that you are not
       bound by the  tenth  commandment.   Hey,  I  am  allowed  to  covet
       anything  I  want  because  ten  is  a  two-digit number so the Ten
       Commandments must  end  with  the  Ninth.   But  tell  people  that
       centuries  and  millennia being only in years that start with 1 and
       they will think you are nuts.  "Any argument that you  have  to  go
       back  to ancient history to prove probably has something wrong with
       it.  Besides, what difference does  it  make?"   That  is  the  way
       people seem to think today.

       In may interest you to know that there was some of the  same  thing
       happening  in  1899.   There  were  people who thought that the new
       century would start with 1900.  And  they  were  tittered  at,  not
       unlike  if  they  had  spelling errors or they had left their flies
       unfastened.  And then someone would explain to them why the century
       was  not  ending  for another year.  In general the public was well
       aware that new centuries begin in years that end in 1s.  But  those
       were  days  of  different belief systems and perhaps even different
       academic standards.  There was a lot less  discussion  of  personal
       relationships  in  schools.  There was a lot less of the philosophy
       that there are many competing realities.  People felt a little more
       confident  saying  that something was so by definition and there is
       no arguing to get around it.  This is an age when we do not feel so
       confident  of firm statements.  We tend to accept that ours is just
       one reality and there are others.  In some  realities  the  century
       ends with 2000 and in some it begins with that year.  The belief is
       that is the sort of issue  about  which  there  is  some  question.
       Similarly  there  is  the belief that the kindergarten class should
       have been able to vote whether the class gerbil was  a  male  or  a
       female,  if  you  know that story.  I am not saying that everything
       was better in those days, but some things certainly were.  And  one
       of  the  things  seems  to have been the public's general reasoning
       power.  People perhaps were not so great on questions of tolerance,
       but  at  least  they  knew  considerably  better  how  to  separate
       questions of tolerance and those of solid truth.

       Today, the common belief has gone in just the  opposite  direction.
       There  are  a few people who still stick to the belief that the old
       century still has most of a year to run.  They  are  considered  to
       be--well--strange.  The rest of the country has already had its new
       century arrive.  So if you follow public opinion, the last  century
       started  with  1901  and  ended  with 1999, making it just 99 years
       long.  [-mrl]

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       2. WONDER BOYS (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: A "great novelist" and writing teacher
                 who  has  hit  an  unproductive streak comes to
                 terms with the  aimlessness  of  his  existence
                 when  he  finds  a young student with a genuine
                 talent.  Michael Douglas  is  cast  counter  to
                 type  and  Tobey  McGuire plays the student.  A
                 bittersweet  look  at  life  in  the   academic
                 community.   Enjoyable,  but  not  nearly up to
                 Curtis Hanson's L. A. CONFIDENTIAL.  Rating:  6
                 (0 to 10), high +1 (-4 to +4)

       Highly reminiscent of NOBODY'S FOOL, WONDER BOYS is another look at
       a  life unable to move forward--as if stuck in the snow of the cold
       snowy town where the  character  lives.   Both  the  town  and  the
       character  seem  to have seen better days.  But while Paul Newman's
       character never achieved any  greatness  in  NOBODY'S  FOOL,  Grady
       Tripp (Michael Douglas) at least superficially appears to be living
       a constructive life that only now is falling apart  at  the  seams.
       Tripp  was  at  one time a great novelist.  People were inspired by
       the novel he wrote years ago.  But his next novel, now  about  2600
       typed single-spaced pages, gets further and further from having its
       plots tied up.  Like the novel, Grady just wanders.  And things are
       falling  apart.   His  wife  has just left him and returned to live
       with her parents.

       In the  meantime  he  still  is  teaching  Creative  Writing  at  a
       Pittsburgh  university.   But Grady knows that he can teach no more
       than the mechanics of writing.  He is a man who for a living  gives
       useless  advice  to  others  while  leaving  no  advice  to himself
       unignored.  He is powerless to turn students  into  great  writers,
       but  at  least he can still recognize when one of his students is a
       great writer.  In this case he  recognizes  that  divine  spark  in
       James  Leer  (Tobey McGuire), an innocent young writer who seems to
       have the spark  of  greatness.   Grady  will  discover  that  James
       perhaps is not so innocent as he appears.

       WONDER BOYS is directed by Curtis Hanson from a screenplay by Steve
       Kloves,  based  on the novel by Michael Chabon.  Hanson's last film
       was  the  beautifully  textured  L.  A.  CONFIDENTIAL.   That  film
       marvelously  captured  the  post-war  feel of Los Angeles.  Perhaps
       WONDER BOYS does as good a job of capturing the academic  community
       in  Pittsburgh, but even if he does, who cares?  His academic world
       is populated with  strange  characters  and  Grady  himself  is  an
       anachronism  of  the  1960s.   He  smokes  pot and leads a Bohemian
       life-style in a large ugly old house such as one  frequently  finds
       on Eastern campuses.  Grady carries on an affair with Sara (Francis
       McDormand) the university chancellor and wife of the  head  of  the
       English  Department  and  Grady's  boss  (Richard Thomas, who seems
       typecast after THE WALTONS to play literary types).

       This weekend is Wordfest, an annual event at  the  university  when
       one-time  good  writers  and  their fans get together to admire the
       sound of their own words.  It seems at first as if we are  to  take
       it  seriously,  but  it takes one sharp giggle form Leer to make us
       realize that we are really seeing a convocation of emperors without
       clothes.   The  head  of the English department has revenge against
       Leer, misreading the title of Leer's novel to make it sound banal.

       Through most of the film the very randomness  and  unpredictability
       of  the  plot  gives  it  a  realistic  tone.  Unfortunately unlike
       Grady's novel, clearly someone realized that the  ends  had  to  be
       tied  up and a fairly contrived incident toward the end of the film
       shakes Grady from his status quo.  But until then Grady  is  really
       afraid  to  let his life move on.  He is a coward.  While he has an
       obvious paternal side, caring very warming for Leer, he  is  afraid
       of  parenthood.   Having  proved  himself  once  he exaggerates the
       effort necessary for the next step in order to avoid taking it.  It
       is  better  to  look  like  he  is  attempting  a huge feat than to
       actually proceed and risk failure.  In this way he can have failure
       imposed  on  him  by others.  The is a very different character for
       Michael Douglas than those he has played before.

       In spite of the disappointing contrived-seeming ending, WONDER BOYS
       does  ring true as a picture of the academic literary community.  I
       rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a high +1  on  the  -4  to  +4
       scale.  [-mrl]

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       3. THE CUP (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: The first film from Bhutan will win no
                 prizes  for  inventive  plotting.  In a Tibetan
                 monastery in exile  in  India  the  mischievous
                 young  monks  want  to  break with centuries of
                 tradition   and   to   see   the   World    Cup
                 Championship.   The  plot  is new packaging for
                 old plot elements.  Not all of the messages  of
                 this film were necessarily intended.  Rating: 6
                 (0 to 10), +1 (-4 to +4)

       Typically the first film from a filmmaker or from a  country  is  a
       simple  one.   One starts with baby steps and learns to walk before
       one can run.  Directed and written by Khyentse Norbu, THE CUP is  a
       simple  little story of a tiny piece of the outside world coming to
       a Tibetan monastery in exile in Northern India.

       The film opens showing the daily life in a Tibetan  monastery.   It
       may not be intended but the primary message of these scenes is that
       the life of a monk is one of monotony that would drive the rest  of
       us  crazy.   At least there are interesting characters to flesh out
       the tedium like a monastery soothsayer who gets little respect from
       anyone.   In  the  daily  routine  there  is cooking and prayer and
       occasional exercise. Nothing drives home the monotony better than a
       scene  in  which  visitors  have  arrived.  The abbot and some high
       monks talk to them.  The monks are in the  traditional  yellow  and
       maroon  robes.   The  curtains are in the same yellow as the robes,
       the luggage is in the same maroon.  One's eye searches in vain  for
       a break in the color scheme.

       The young monks like to play football with anything available.  The
       quality  of life would seem to be stultifyingly dull if it were not
       for the young monks' interest in football.  In the case we  see  it
       is  a  Coke  can.  The monks paste on their walls pictures of their
       football heroes.  Four of the young monks even sneak into  town  to
       watch  the semi-finals on TV.  This is all done under the stern but
       loving eye of Geko (Orgyen Tobgyal), sort of the vice-principal  or
       house-father  of  the  monastery.   One of the new arrivals gets an
       idea that perhaps they can rent a TV and an  antenna  and  see  the
       World  Cup Finals from the monastery.  The question is taken to the
       old abbot who does not seem to quite understand the  concept  of  a
       game.  (He must indeed be and old man to have forgotten games.  The
       young monks play them all the time.)

       When the abbot agrees there are but ten hours until the  game  will
       be  on.   In  that time there are several obstacles to be overcome.
       First of all there is the question of how to pay  for  the  rental.
       The  must figure how to move the dish.  Once they have it they must
       set  it  up  with  no  technical  experience.    There   are   come
       complications  as the greed of the TV dealer almost ruins the night
       for the young monk who planned it.  He scalps  what  money  he  can
       from  the  young  monks and misdirects them.  Norbu seems less than
       respectful toward Indians.

       The plot of kids sneaking out of boarding school and  getting  into
       trouble  has  been  a staple of films going back at least to silent
       film.  So have head masters who seemed gruff disciplinarians but at
       heart  love  their  charges  and  are  old  softies.  Certainly the
       revelation that holy people  can  be  interested  in  something  as
       mundane as sports is not original either.  In a film from any other
       origins with this plot would seem cliched.  Norbu does not give  us
       any  new  slant  beyond  the  setting.   This  is  a  film  that is
       moderately entertaining but not very original at all.

       It is, however, the very first feature film from Bhutan.  It  might
       be  fairer  to say that it is a Bhutan-Australia co-production.  To
       paraphrase Dr. Johnson, it is not Norbu has made a great  film,  it
       is just interesting that Bhutan has made a film at all.  Here Norbu
       has given us enough of a look into the daily life of a Tibetan monk
       to  convince  us  that that life is not for most of us.  And he has
       told us a small, simple, likable story.  The story is  based  on  a
       real  incident  we are told, though the copyright notice at the end
       denies it.  Still as a film  from  Bhutan,  it  is  a  good  start.
       Welcome to the majors.  I rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +1
       on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       4. SWEET AND LOWDOWN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Take a 95-minute movie.   Deduct  time
                 for   several   musical  numbers.   Film  three
                 endings for a  sub-story  (none  of  them  very
                 good).   What  you have left is just not enough
                 time to tell anything more than  a  superficial
                 morality  plot.   Surprisingly popular with the
                 critics, this is a shallow tale of a  fictional
                 legendary  jazz  guitarist  who  ruins his life
                 being totally selfish and self-obsessed.  Allen
                 short-changes  us  on  character development by
                 taking long timeouts for musical  sequences  in
                 an  already  short  film.   The jokes are often
                 weak, the  characters  mostly  one-dimensional,
                 and only the jazz is up to snuff.  Rating: 4 (0
                 to 10), low 0 (-4 to +4)

       Woody Allen seems to be as popular as ever with the public and with
       the  critics, but I have to say that these days he and I seem to be
       on very different wavelengths.  His last few films seem to me to be
       superficially  written  without  any real characters.  His humor is
       contrived and weak, and his ideas lack ginger.   Allen  could  have
       phoned in the script for SWEET AND LOWDOWN.  It is little more than
       an excuse to tie  together  the  musical  interludes.   In  a  film
       already  short  at  95  minutes, he puts several musical sequences.
       Then he takes what could  have  been  one  of  his  patented  silly
       situations  and  works it out three different ways, not one of them
       amusing.  After he wastes that much  time  he  has  less  plot  and
       character  development than a typical hour of television.  And what
       is his theme?  If you are not  a  nice  person  you  might  end  up
       cheating  yourself.  Where is the filmmaker who made LOVE AND DEATH
       and the intelligent CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS?

       Emmet Ray (Sean Penn), as the film opens, is a pimp and  a  totally
       selfish  personality.   Favorite  hobbies  are  watching trains and
       shooting rats.  He happens to be the second best jazz guitarist  in
       the  world,  second  to  the great Django Reinhardt.  His fictional
       story  is  told,  in  the  style  REDS,   by   a   combination   of
       dramatizations and by witness interviews by experts on jazz, one of
       whom is Allen himself.

       As if having been given a monstrous talent was not  enough  Ray  is
       given  a  perfect  girlfriend,  Hattie (Samantha Morton).  She just
       sort of falls into his lap as he meets her  on  the  Atlantic  City
       boardwalk.   Hattie  is  a  mute  laundress  and  she is beautiful.
       Hattie is utterly in love with him and transformed  by  his  music.
       Ray  is too selfish and stupid to bring himself to treat her at all
       well, cheating  on  her  when  the  opportunity  arises  and  worse
       insulting  her  to her face.  After living with her about a year he
       walks out on her in what should be a key scene, but one that  Allen
       seemingly  did  not bother to film.  Instead we learn about it from
       the witnesses.  He has left her for Blanche (Uma Thurman), a writer
       with  a  majestic  look  and  an  affected  mode  of speaking.  But
       eventually there is a reckoning.

       Allen has cameos for a number of celebrities, some as jazz  experts
       playing  themselves,  or as with the case of John Waters, just as a
       character.  Penn seems to do Emmet Ray as effortlessly as Ray  does
       jazz  guitar.  His guitar picking somehow looks right, though he is
       not credited with any of the music.  Much more notable is  Samantha
       Morton  as  Blanche.   Her  acting  keeps ones eyes focussed on the
       screen.  Screen actors  convey  most  of  the  plot  through  their
       voices.   In  the vast majority of films, audiences get most of the
       plot listening to the soundtrack.  If one is given  the  choice  of
       hearing  but  not seeing or seeing but not hearing a familiar film,
       one quickly finds that for most  films,  the  former  is  the  more
       satisfying  experience.   Silent  acting  has  a  different sort of
       dynamic and really grabs the audience's attention.  The  result  is
       that Hattie is by orders of magnitude the most compelling character
       in the film.  Morton brings to the role  virtues  that  might  have
       been mundane in the silent era, but which seem memorable in a sound
       film.

       As Allen gets older he seems more and  more  to  be  writing  about
       flawed  people  who  have  really  ruined their personal lives.  It
       would be easy to interpret his characters  as  any  given  time  as
       being  a  commentary  on his own behavior.  Clint Eastwood does the
       same sort of thing, but at least his film plots seem to  be  better
       developed.   SWEET  AND LOWDOWN is a superficial morality play that
       needed considerably more work.  I rate it a 4 on the 0 to 10  scale
       and a low 0 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            The nice thing about being a celebrity is that
            when you bore people, they think it's their
            fault.
                                          -- Henry Kissinger

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