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Federal Blvd. =================================================================== 1. Question: What was the shortest century in world history? It was the 20th century. And why is that? Well, that is a really good question. It is because it ended up being a year short. And how did it end up being a year short? Pretty much a degradation in the general intelligence of the population. Just about everywhere I look there seems to be general acceptance that the new century is already upon us. People keep referring to this and that being the first of its kind in the new century or the new millennium. It has come into common belief that the old century died the night of December 31, 1999. After all at midnight the digits of the year all went to zero except for the high order one, and it went from 1 to 2. All the TV shows have already run as to who were the most influential people of the 20th century, what were the big events of the 20th century, etc., ad nauseam. First of all, are all the people perhaps right about when the century changes? The answer to that question is a decided no. There was no year zero in history. There is a 1 B.C.E. or B.C., followed by a 1 C.E. or 1 A.D. When a mathematician makes a list, frequently he will start numbering with 0. That means that the one digit numbers are all in the first decade. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Most of the rest of the world starts with 1. That is what historians did numbering years. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. One of these numbers is very different looking from the others. It is a two-digit number. Its low order digit is a zero. But just because it looks different is no guarantee that it really is not part of the first decade. Try telling a clergyman that you are not bound by the tenth commandment. Hey, I am allowed to covet anything I want because ten is a two-digit number so the Ten Commandments must end with the Ninth. But tell people that centuries and millennia being only in years that start with 1 and they will think you are nuts. "Any argument that you have to go back to ancient history to prove probably has something wrong with it. Besides, what difference does it make?" That is the way people seem to think today. In may interest you to know that there was some of the same thing happening in 1899. There were people who thought that the new century would start with 1900. And they were tittered at, not unlike if they had spelling errors or they had left their flies unfastened. And then someone would explain to them why the century was not ending for another year. In general the public was well aware that new centuries begin in years that end in 1s. But those were days of different belief systems and perhaps even different academic standards. There was a lot less discussion of personal relationships in schools. There was a lot less of the philosophy that there are many competing realities. People felt a little more confident saying that something was so by definition and there is no arguing to get around it. This is an age when we do not feel so confident of firm statements. We tend to accept that ours is just one reality and there are others. In some realities the century ends with 2000 and in some it begins with that year. The belief is that is the sort of issue about which there is some question. Similarly there is the belief that the kindergarten class should have been able to vote whether the class gerbil was a male or a female, if you know that story. I am not saying that everything was better in those days, but some things certainly were. And one of the things seems to have been the public's general reasoning power. People perhaps were not so great on questions of tolerance, but at least they knew considerably better how to separate questions of tolerance and those of solid truth. Today, the common belief has gone in just the opposite direction. There are a few people who still stick to the belief that the old century still has most of a year to run. They are considered to be--well--strange. The rest of the country has already had its new century arrive. So if you follow public opinion, the last century started with 1901 and ended with 1999, making it just 99 years long. [-mrl] =================================================================== 2. WONDER BOYS (a film review by Mark R. Leeper): Capsule: A "great novelist" and writing teacher who has hit an unproductive streak comes to terms with the aimlessness of his existence when he finds a young student with a genuine talent. Michael Douglas is cast counter to type and Tobey McGuire plays the student. A bittersweet look at life in the academic community. Enjoyable, but not nearly up to Curtis Hanson's L. A. CONFIDENTIAL. Rating: 6 (0 to 10), high +1 (-4 to +4) Highly reminiscent of NOBODY'S FOOL, WONDER BOYS is another look at a life unable to move forward--as if stuck in the snow of the cold snowy town where the character lives. Both the town and the character seem to have seen better days. But while Paul Newman's character never achieved any greatness in NOBODY'S FOOL, Grady Tripp (Michael Douglas) at least superficially appears to be living a constructive life that only now is falling apart at the seams. Tripp was at one time a great novelist. People were inspired by the novel he wrote years ago. But his next novel, now about 2600 typed single-spaced pages, gets further and further from having its plots tied up. Like the novel, Grady just wanders. And things are falling apart. His wife has just left him and returned to live with her parents. In the meantime he still is teaching Creative Writing at a Pittsburgh university. But Grady knows that he can teach no more than the mechanics of writing. He is a man who for a living gives useless advice to others while leaving no advice to himself unignored. He is powerless to turn students into great writers, but at least he can still recognize when one of his students is a great writer. In this case he recognizes that divine spark in James Leer (Tobey McGuire), an innocent young writer who seems to have the spark of greatness. Grady will discover that James perhaps is not so innocent as he appears. WONDER BOYS is directed by Curtis Hanson from a screenplay by Steve Kloves, based on the novel by Michael Chabon. Hanson's last film was the beautifully textured L. A. CONFIDENTIAL. That film marvelously captured the post-war feel of Los Angeles. Perhaps WONDER BOYS does as good a job of capturing the academic community in Pittsburgh, but even if he does, who cares? His academic world is populated with strange characters and Grady himself is an anachronism of the 1960s. He smokes pot and leads a Bohemian life-style in a large ugly old house such as one frequently finds on Eastern campuses. Grady carries on an affair with Sara (Francis McDormand) the university chancellor and wife of the head of the English Department and Grady's boss (Richard Thomas, who seems typecast after THE WALTONS to play literary types). This weekend is Wordfest, an annual event at the university when one-time good writers and their fans get together to admire the sound of their own words. It seems at first as if we are to take it seriously, but it takes one sharp giggle form Leer to make us realize that we are really seeing a convocation of emperors without clothes. The head of the English department has revenge against Leer, misreading the title of Leer's novel to make it sound banal. Through most of the film the very randomness and unpredictability of the plot gives it a realistic tone. Unfortunately unlike Grady's novel, clearly someone realized that the ends had to be tied up and a fairly contrived incident toward the end of the film shakes Grady from his status quo. But until then Grady is really afraid to let his life move on. He is a coward. While he has an obvious paternal side, caring very warming for Leer, he is afraid of parenthood. Having proved himself once he exaggerates the effort necessary for the next step in order to avoid taking it. It is better to look like he is attempting a huge feat than to actually proceed and risk failure. In this way he can have failure imposed on him by others. The is a very different character for Michael Douglas than those he has played before. In spite of the disappointing contrived-seeming ending, WONDER BOYS does ring true as a picture of the academic literary community. I rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a high +1 on the -4 to +4 scale. [-mrl] =================================================================== 3. THE CUP (a film review by Mark R. Leeper): Capsule: The first film from Bhutan will win no prizes for inventive plotting. In a Tibetan monastery in exile in India the mischievous young monks want to break with centuries of tradition and to see the World Cup Championship. The plot is new packaging for old plot elements. Not all of the messages of this film were necessarily intended. Rating: 6 (0 to 10), +1 (-4 to +4) Typically the first film from a filmmaker or from a country is a simple one. One starts with baby steps and learns to walk before one can run. Directed and written by Khyentse Norbu, THE CUP is a simple little story of a tiny piece of the outside world coming to a Tibetan monastery in exile in Northern India. The film opens showing the daily life in a Tibetan monastery. It may not be intended but the primary message of these scenes is that the life of a monk is one of monotony that would drive the rest of us crazy. At least there are interesting characters to flesh out the tedium like a monastery soothsayer who gets little respect from anyone. In the daily routine there is cooking and prayer and occasional exercise. Nothing drives home the monotony better than a scene in which visitors have arrived. The abbot and some high monks talk to them. The monks are in the traditional yellow and maroon robes. The curtains are in the same yellow as the robes, the luggage is in the same maroon. One's eye searches in vain for a break in the color scheme. The young monks like to play football with anything available. The quality of life would seem to be stultifyingly dull if it were not for the young monks' interest in football. In the case we see it is a Coke can. The monks paste on their walls pictures of their football heroes. Four of the young monks even sneak into town to watch the semi-finals on TV. This is all done under the stern but loving eye of Geko (Orgyen Tobgyal), sort of the vice-principal or house-father of the monastery. One of the new arrivals gets an idea that perhaps they can rent a TV and an antenna and see the World Cup Finals from the monastery. The question is taken to the old abbot who does not seem to quite understand the concept of a game. (He must indeed be and old man to have forgotten games. The young monks play them all the time.) When the abbot agrees there are but ten hours until the game will be on. In that time there are several obstacles to be overcome. First of all there is the question of how to pay for the rental. The must figure how to move the dish. Once they have it they must set it up with no technical experience. There are come complications as the greed of the TV dealer almost ruins the night for the young monk who planned it. He scalps what money he can from the young monks and misdirects them. Norbu seems less than respectful toward Indians. The plot of kids sneaking out of boarding school and getting into trouble has been a staple of films going back at least to silent film. So have head masters who seemed gruff disciplinarians but at heart love their charges and are old softies. Certainly the revelation that holy people can be interested in something as mundane as sports is not original either. In a film from any other origins with this plot would seem cliched. Norbu does not give us any new slant beyond the setting. This is a film that is moderately entertaining but not very original at all. It is, however, the very first feature film from Bhutan. It might be fairer to say that it is a Bhutan-Australia co-production. To paraphrase Dr. Johnson, it is not Norbu has made a great film, it is just interesting that Bhutan has made a film at all. Here Norbu has given us enough of a look into the daily life of a Tibetan monk to convince us that that life is not for most of us. And he has told us a small, simple, likable story. The story is based on a real incident we are told, though the copyright notice at the end denies it. Still as a film from Bhutan, it is a good start. Welcome to the majors. I rate it a 6 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +1 on the -4 to +4 scale. [-mrl] =================================================================== 4. SWEET AND LOWDOWN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper): Capsule: Take a 95-minute movie. Deduct time for several musical numbers. Film three endings for a sub-story (none of them very good). What you have left is just not enough time to tell anything more than a superficial morality plot. Surprisingly popular with the critics, this is a shallow tale of a fictional legendary jazz guitarist who ruins his life being totally selfish and self-obsessed. Allen short-changes us on character development by taking long timeouts for musical sequences in an already short film. The jokes are often weak, the characters mostly one-dimensional, and only the jazz is up to snuff. Rating: 4 (0 to 10), low 0 (-4 to +4) Woody Allen seems to be as popular as ever with the public and with the critics, but I have to say that these days he and I seem to be on very different wavelengths. His last few films seem to me to be superficially written without any real characters. His humor is contrived and weak, and his ideas lack ginger. Allen could have phoned in the script for SWEET AND LOWDOWN. It is little more than an excuse to tie together the musical interludes. In a film already short at 95 minutes, he puts several musical sequences. Then he takes what could have been one of his patented silly situations and works it out three different ways, not one of them amusing. After he wastes that much time he has less plot and character development than a typical hour of television. And what is his theme? If you are not a nice person you might end up cheating yourself. Where is the filmmaker who made LOVE AND DEATH and the intelligent CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS? Emmet Ray (Sean Penn), as the film opens, is a pimp and a totally selfish personality. Favorite hobbies are watching trains and shooting rats. He happens to be the second best jazz guitarist in the world, second to the great Django Reinhardt. His fictional story is told, in the style REDS, by a combination of dramatizations and by witness interviews by experts on jazz, one of whom is Allen himself. As if having been given a monstrous talent was not enough Ray is given a perfect girlfriend, Hattie (Samantha Morton). She just sort of falls into his lap as he meets her on the Atlantic City boardwalk. Hattie is a mute laundress and she is beautiful. Hattie is utterly in love with him and transformed by his music. Ray is too selfish and stupid to bring himself to treat her at all well, cheating on her when the opportunity arises and worse insulting her to her face. After living with her about a year he walks out on her in what should be a key scene, but one that Allen seemingly did not bother to film. Instead we learn about it from the witnesses. He has left her for Blanche (Uma Thurman), a writer with a majestic look and an affected mode of speaking. But eventually there is a reckoning. Allen has cameos for a number of celebrities, some as jazz experts playing themselves, or as with the case of John Waters, just as a character. Penn seems to do Emmet Ray as effortlessly as Ray does jazz guitar. His guitar picking somehow looks right, though he is not credited with any of the music. Much more notable is Samantha Morton as Blanche. Her acting keeps ones eyes focussed on the screen. Screen actors convey most of the plot through their voices. In the vast majority of films, audiences get most of the plot listening to the soundtrack. If one is given the choice of hearing but not seeing or seeing but not hearing a familiar film, one quickly finds that for most films, the former is the more satisfying experience. Silent acting has a different sort of dynamic and really grabs the audience's attention. The result is that Hattie is by orders of magnitude the most compelling character in the film. Morton brings to the role virtues that might have been mundane in the silent era, but which seem memorable in a sound film. As Allen gets older he seems more and more to be writing about flawed people who have really ruined their personal lives. It would be easy to interpret his characters as any given time as being a commentary on his own behavior. Clint Eastwood does the same sort of thing, but at least his film plots seem to be better developed. SWEET AND LOWDOWN is a superficial morality play that needed considerably more work. I rate it a 4 on the 0 to 10 scale and a low 0 on the -4 to +4 scale. 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