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	                Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
	            Club Notice - 05/12/00 -- Vol. 18, No. 46

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, Anthony Mann, 1964

       At this writing the film GLADIATOR is  soon  to  be  released.   It
       tells  the  story  of how a gladiator named Maximus [sic] kills the
       tyrant Roman emperor Commodus, the mad son of Marcus Aurelius.   It
       occurred  to me that the story of Commodus had been done previously
       as what now looks like an attempted cinematic epic film,  one  with
       an  all-star  cast,  but one that few people have ever heard of.  I
       could not even find a review on the Internet.  So I  saw  the  film
       again.   I did not learn much about history, but I did find out why
       so few people have seen this somber, plodding, awkward film.

       X. This film is somber, plodding, and awkward.

       IX. This film could never hope to live up to its title.   The  fall
       of the Roman Empire took three centuries or more.  At most the film
       could attempt to do dramatize  one  small  chapter.   The  narrator
       rationalizes that this is the beginning of the fall.

       VIII. Historical accuracy is rarely to be found in the script.  For
       example,  unlike  what  happened in the film, Marcus Aurelius named
       Commodus his heir.  Lucilla was a murderer  and  an  adulterer.   A
       wrestler  Narcissus  strangled  Commodus in his bath.  None of this
       was accurate.

       VII. Marcus Aurelius's thoughts are  spoken  voice-overs,  a  style
       touch  that  does  not  seem to work.  Towards the end his daughter
       Lucilla seems to have inherited the same talent.

       VI. Sophia Loren's  expertly-tailored  furs  look  like  bad  1960s
       fashion.

       V. Tiomkin music just does not have  the  feel  of  antiquity.   It
       sounds good for the 1800s but not the 180s.  The title theme starts
       with a sepulchral organ somehow evocative of church music but  with
       no feel of ancient Rome.

       IV. Stephen Boyd is too smarmy to be a hero and he creates a vacuum
       that leaves the film lacking a center.

       III. This film is incredibly talky.

       II. The film whitewashes Commodus, showing him  little  worse  than
       any Caesar, making one of the weirdest men in history merely dull.

       I. Sophia Loren and Steven Boyd have together all the chemistry  of
       horseradish and kiwi fruit.  [-mrl]

	                                  Mark Leeper
	                                  HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
	                                  mleeper@lucent.com

	    No degree of dullness can safeguard a work [of
	    art] against the determination of the critics to
	    find it fascination.
	                                  -- Harold Rosenberg