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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 07/28/00 -- Vol. 19, No. 4

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. We have been talking about aspects of restaurants and people who
       accept and reject unfamiliar food experiences.

       Of course that brings up the issue of "the food chain."   No  chain
       of  restaurants  ever  found  success  by  giving the public really
       authentic ethnic food.  The simple fact is that you are more likely
       to  be  successful with a menu that appeals to rejecters and hoping
       to get some accepters than aiming at the accepters  and  hoping  to
       get rejecters.  The way to be successful with a restaurant chain is
       to have food that nobody could find offensive and then make sure it
       is the same from one of your units to the next.

       In this realm you find the inoffensive Burger  King  Whopper.   The
       Arby's  roast beef sandwich is inoffensive to most non-vegetarians.
       If you get any experimentation at all it will be with  things  like
       the McDonalds Fried Cherry Pie.  They had this for years because in
       addition to being edible, albeit barely, it could be prepared  just
       like  the  McDonalds Tasteless Fish Sandwich, but without the bread
       and the mayonnaise.  Eventually McDonalds discovered that soft  ice
       cream was even less offensive so that replaced the fried pie.

       Fish itself is an interesting study in rejection.  It is, in  fact,
       somewhat  surprising  that the McDonalds Tasteless Fish Sandwich is
       still around.  American rejecters  are  very  iffy  on  fish.   The
       British  are  much more likely to be accepters of fish.  In Britain
       the most popular junk food restaurants that are  NOT  international
       chains  are  chippers,  places that sell fish and chips.  There are
       few rejecters in Britain who reject very crispy fried  fish  doused
       in   malt   vinegar.    (From   my  point  of  view  that  is  very
       understandable.)  Here that sort of food is  frequently  considered
       exotic  and  is  rejected as such, but there it is almost as common
       and inoffensive  as  the  Whopper  is  for  us.   But  is  what  is
       inoffensive  to  Britons  inoffensive  to  Yanks?   Kentucky  Fried
       Chicken tried a chain of fish and chips shops in the US back in the
       1970s,  H.  Salt Fish and Chips.  But American rejecters frequently
       do not like fish.  In desperation an ad campaign was written  where
       a  family  discovers excitedly that H. Salt Fish and Chips does not
       taste "fishy."  That  ad  was  the  poison  pill  that  killed  the
       restaurant  chain.   Imagine if their Kentucky Fried Chicken branch
       ran TV ads in which a family is thrilled to discover that  Kentucky
       Fried  Chicken  does  not really taste like chicken.  (!)  But they
       could have stressed the  crunchiness  or  some  good  flavor.   You
       cannot   sell   fish   on  the  basis  of  how  it  doesn't  taste.
       Particularly not by saying it does not taste like you expect.

       We can judge the lure  of  lowest  common  denominator  inoffensive
       foods  by looking at what are the successful chains of restaurants.
       We have the chains of restaurants spawned by General Mills--that is
       Olive  Garden  and  Red  Lobster.   PepsiCo  created at least three
       chains: Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken (now KFC), and Taco Bell.
       Each  represents  an  inoffensive, neutered version of what is good
       food elsewhere.

       Japanese restaurants actually seem to run in two modes at the  same
       time.   You  have  the sushi bar which is not exactly like what one
       might find in Japan, but it is actually one of the  most  authentic
       foreign  food  experiences  available here and it is a prime target
       for rejection.  I mean raw fish?  Some rejecters  call  sushi  that
       "fish  bait."  It never occurs to them that fish go out for seafood
       every night of the week and may know seafood better than  they  do.
       However  sushi  is  rising  in  popularity  and  you are now seeing
       Koreans and Taiwanese moving into this preserve.  But  still  there
       are  not  enough  accepters  to keep a Japanese restaurant going so
       they also  offer  the  grills.   The  Japanese  grill  is  a  total
       invention.   They  may  now  have  a few in Japan, but they are for
       Americans.  You have a Japanese chef come  out  and  do  a  cutlery
       flamenco  over  some  meat  and  vegetables.   The  result  is what
       Americans think  the  Japanese  eat.   (Side  note:   Sukiyaki  was
       invented as what the Japanese think Americans eat.  It is a toss up
       which is  more  accurate.)   At  these  grills  you  get  a  fairly
       expensive  stew  fried on a flat wok.  And it makes rejecters think
       they are eating Japanese.

       Next week I will talk about some other cuisines.  [-mrl]

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       2. X-MEN (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Very nice to look at  but  startlingly
                 unoriginal,  X-MEN  is  a  short  feature  film
                 consisting  mostly  of  borrowings  from  other
                 films.   It  is  based  on  the popular graphic
                 novel  series  X-MEN  and  features  two   good
                 actors.   Still the production offers us little
                 we have not seen elsewhere.  The film works but
                 rarely  impresses  the viewer.  Rating: 6 (0 to
                 10), +1 (-4 to +4)

       There is a war going on.  The battlefield is all around us, but  we
       normal  people  do  not see it being fought.  We will, but not yet.
       There are around us mutants with special powers far superior to  us
       humans.   But the war is not yet between them and us.  Right now it
       is between two  factions  of  mutants.   And  we  humans  are  just
       bystanders  whose  fate may depend on the outcome of that conflict.
       This is the plot of David Cronenberg's 1981 film, SCANNERS.  It was
       indeed  a  very  original  and atmospheric film.  However that same
       plot also describes X-MEN made almost two decades  later.   Now  it
       may  well  be  that SCANNERS could have taken some inspiration from
       the X-MEN, but Cronenberg did the  in  film  first.   Even  if  the
       Marvel  Comics X-MEN preceded the film SCANNERS, it is an idea that
       has already been explored in film and probably  more  intelligently
       in  a previous film.  Most of anything is good about X-MEN has been
       done better elsewhere.

       The film opens at an unnamed concentration camp.   A  young  Jewish
       boy is separated by force from his mother.  Trying to follow her he
       is restrained by four guards and in his grief  somehow  causes  two
       metal  gates to bend.  (There are two things wrong with this scene.
       The Jews they show are in a  condition  too  good.   They  probably
       would  not  be  brought  to  the  camp  without already having been
       through much rougher treatment than implied.  Also  a  Jew  causing
       this  much  trouble  would simply have been shot.)  We see that the
       boy, Eric Lehnsherr, obtains his powers from his own mental anguish
       and  that  he  has  good  reason  for  mistrusting and hating human
       nature.  Perhaps understanding this is  why  Dr.   Xavier  (Patrick
       Stewart)  and he remain lifelong friends.  One would expect them to
       be enemies.  Each leads one of two  opposed  factions  of  mutants.
       This  friendship of adversaries is probably the most remarkable and
       unexpected twist of the  script.   Lehnsherr  (now  played  by  Ian
       McKellan)  leads  a faction of militant and ugly mutants, preparing
       them for war against humans.  Xavier trains his attractive  mutants
       to  co-exist  with the normal humans.  Invited to join the fold are
       two new mutants: the nihilistic Logan,  known  as  Wolverine  (Hugh
       Jackman), and the very confused Marie, called Rogue (Anna Pacquin).
       Xavier runs a school for mutants not unlike the  one  in  Brian  De
       Palma's  THE  FURY.   The  school is complete with a huge spherical
       chamber the design for which seems to  come  from  Terry  Gilliam's
       BRAZIL.   To  this  school  he  invites  the  new mutants Rogue and
       creature of rage Wolverine, a creature who likely was  inspired  by
       the animal ferocity of Lawrence Talbot in THE WOLF MAN.

       David Hayter wrote the screenplay based  on  a  story  by  director
       Bryan   Singer   of   THE   USUAL  SUSPECTS  and  by  Tom  DeSanto.
       Occasionally the lines are  unintentionally  humorous.   The  first
       line  of  the film says that mutation has allowed us to evolve from
       one-celled creatures to the dominant life form on this planet.   Of
       course  when  there  was  only  one-celled  creatures, that WAS the
       dominant life  form.   Occasionally  the  writers  overstate  their
       point.   At one place we anti-mutant people hanging "Mr. Mutant" in
       effigy.  This is a little heavy  handed.   I  think  discrimination
       these  days  would  take  more  subtle  forms  after  this  sort of
       expression has been so obviously associated with racism.

       The art direction and set design give this film a nice look down to
       detail  like  X-MAN  symbol  shows  up  as  the  wheels of Xavier's
       wheelchair.  They have not given in to satire or  levity.   Instead
       this  is  a  nice  dark  story  that  wants  to be taken seriously.
       Unfortunately when the  fight  scenes  play  fast  and  loose  with
       Newton's  Laws  the  feel  drops to the level of a bad martial arts
       film.  The film has a lot to see, but not much to think about.   It
       all  builds  to  a large fight out in the interior of the Statue of
       Liberty, perhaps a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock.

       That makes it all the more surprising that it attracted the  acting
       talent  that  it  did.   Patrick  Stewart, Formerly of the Starship
       Enterprise and currently of the cast of Arthur Miller's  "The  Ride
       Down Mt. Morgan" plays the lead.  Ian McKellen is one of the finest
       actors living, but the role of a super-villain  in  a  costume  may
       stretch his talents.  Anna Paquin of THE PIANO is reasonable as the
       troubled  Rogue.   Bruce  Davison  who  was  touching  in  LONGTIME
       CONPANION and on Broadway as THE ELEPHANT MAN has not much to do as
       a United States Senator bigoted against mutants.   This  is  hardly
       one of his better roles.  Famke Janssen who played Xenia Onatopp in
       GOLDENEYE is on-hand, apparently as Xavier's assistant.

       Stylish but redundant, I give this film a 6 on the 0  to  10  scale
       and a +1 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

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       3. THE PERFECT STORM (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Like his DAS BOAT, Wolfgang Petersen's
                 THE  PERFECT  STORM is a story of men in danger
                 on the sea.  Gloucester  fishermen  face  three
                 hurricanes   colliding   to   create  the  most
                 terrifying possible combination of sea weather.
                 The  personal stories are cliches, but the ride
                 is awesome.  Rating: 6 (0 to 10), high  +1  (-4
                 to +4)

       Different films have different  functions.   One  of  the  possible
       functions  of  film  is  to  take the viewer someplace where he has
       never been  before  to  see  something  he  has  not  seen  before.
       Wolfgang  Petersen  did  this  with his DAS BOOT.  Watching it, the
       viewer spends three hours on a German U-boat from the Second  World
       War.   The  unforgettable ride was so scary and at the same time so
       authentic that DAS BOOT became an instant classic of the war  film.
       Petersen  brings  many of the same virtues to directing THE PERFECT
       STORM, but because the characters are  more  familiar  types,  they
       seem more cliches.

       You have to love fishing to be a Gloucester fisherman.  The work is
       hard and dangerous.  We are told that since 1623, 10,000 Gloucester
       fishermen have been killed fishing.  The pay can be decent  if  the
       catches are good, but in October 1991, the Andrea Gail has not been
       getting the good catches.  The fishing grounds in the  Grand  Banks
       are  nearly  fished  out, and somehow the crew of the Gail has just
       not been fishing where the fish are.  Captain Billy Tyne (played by
       George  Clooney)  and  his  crew of five are all strapped for cash.
       Bob Brown (Michael Ironside)  who  owns  the  boat  is  looking  to
       replace  Tyne.   After  a  particularly bad haul Tyne decides to go
       back out and get the one good haul he needs.  But  first  the  crew
       takes  what relaxation they can get at the local bar, the center of
       the town's social life.  We learn a little about the  private  life
       of  each  member of the crew.  Meanwhile Tyne takes on a sixth crew
       member, Sully (William Fichtner).  Sully takes an immediate dislike
       to  crew  member  Murph  (John  C. Reilly).  (At this point I asked
       myself, what is the script going to do with this subplot of two men
       who hate each other.  I got it in one.)

       Tyne is pretty sure he knows how to get a big take of fish.  He  is
       going  to  take  his  boat out to the distant and dangerous Flemish
       Cap, a part of the ocean not yet fished out.  He just has  to  risk
       threats of bad weather.  But the bad weather coming is not just any
       October storm.  Two hurricanes and a  third  developing  storm  are
       going  to  collide  in  a weather condition never seen before.  The
       collision is going to be right in the small boat's path.

       Others have criticized the film for not developing  its  characters
       well.   I  do  not think that is really a fair criticism beyond the
       predictability of some of the subplots.   I  think  these  are,  in
       fact,  fuller  characters than were in DAS BOOT.  Perhaps we expect
       more if there is not a language barrier.  Some time is spent on the
       characters.   We  are  watching  the film for a good thirty minutes
       before the first mention of bad weather.  But it is in  the  nature
       of  the  film  that  once the action starts the viewer stops caring
       about any motivation but survival.  When  people  are  being  blown
       around  like confetti in the wind it becomes less important who was
       the guy with the new girlfriend and which one  was  separated  from
       his  wife.   Where  Petersen  lost an opportunity was that he could
       have shown us a little more of the craft of fishing.  That audience
       would  have liked to be shown just how a fisherman does take in the
       big hauls.  We see a little more of the  financial  end,  who  gets
       what percentage of the profits, but that is not nearly as visual as
       the actual craft of fishing.

       It is a little hard to  empathize  with  Tyne  who  is  part  of  a
       business  that  has  over-fished the Grand Banks.  Now he is taking
       his crew to waters that would have been over-fished  if  they  were
       not  so  dangerous.  He makes a string of bad command decisions and
       then has to pay the price.  Clooney is acceptable as this  down-on-
       his-luck  fisherman,  but he brings little to the role that anybody
       else could  not  have.   Mary  Elizabeth  Mastrantonio  as  a  more
       successful  fishing  captain  seems  to  be  in this film only as a
       sounding board and as someone to worry  about  Tyne.   The  rounded
       features  of  her  early  days  in  acting are gone and she is fast
       becoming more interesting  as  a  gaunt  character  actress.   Also
       underused  is  Michael  Ironside  as  the owner of the Andrea Gail,
       putting pressure on Tyne to deliver fish.  Somehow  it  would  have
       been  a  more interesting film had Mastrantonio and Ironside traded
       roles and each acted against type.

       The visuals of the churning ocean are fairly effective  with  waves
       towering  at all angles.  The editing could have shown these scenes
       off to better advantage, however.  A little less convincing are the
       storm  cloud  effects  which  somehow  looked  computer  generated.
       Certainly one comes to a film like this to see the power of  nature
       and  undeniably  this  film shows that.  Still, overall it is not a
       fully satisfying experience.  I rate it 6 on the 0 to 10 scale  and
       a high +1 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            There is no passion like the functionary for his 	    function.
                                          -- Georges Clemenceau