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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 12/08/00 -- Vol. 19, No. 23

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@avaya.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@avaya.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@avaya.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. One of the dangers my friends suffer when they write  to  me  is
       they  may  catch  me  at  just  the  moment  that  I am looking for
       something to write for the weekly  editorial.   That  is  what  Tim
       Schroeder  did when he wrote me about an editorial I wrote over the
       summer on people who accept and reject  unfamiliar  experiences  in
       eating.   Apparently  when  he  was in Triers, Germany he went to a
       restaurant that claimed to feature Roman food.   Not  the  food  of
       modern-day  Rome but the food of the Roman Empire.  Supposedly this
       is the food that Caesar ate.  One of the thought games I play  with
       myself  is  to  ask  myself  what  would  Julius Caesar think about
       something commonplace  now  or  how  would  I  react  to  something
       commonplace  in  his  time.   One  question I have is would I react
       better to Roman food than Caesar would react to  our  cuisine.   Of
       course  there  is  no  way to know for sure, but I have come to the
       conclusion that Caesar might react better to our food than I  would
       react to his.  Why do I think that he would like our food more than
       I would his?

       I have claimed that I never met a cuisine I did not  like.   So  it
       comes  as  a  surprise to me that in this respect I might be a more
       finicky eater than Great Caesar.  I tend to eat just about anything
       and  while  history  does  not  record  whether  Caesar was hard to
       please, it almost is certainly true  that  he  had  the  power  and
       wealth to pamper himself.
       So how do I reach this conclusion?  Well first,  I  rather  suspect
       that  hygiene  standards  would get in my way.  One rather suspects
       that even Caesar would eat only moderately better than  the  common
       people and hygiene standards probably were less than appetizing for
       the food the common people ate at that  time.   I  think  a  modern
       person  would  be  revolted at what people ate in the last century,
       ancient Roman standards would be even more revolting.  One suspects
       that  the  most  powerful man in Rome might merit having only a few
       maggots in his meat and probably would have all the  flies  brushed
       off  by the time the food was served to him.  It would be enough to
       disgust me, but it would seem to  be  more  than  good  enough  for
       Caesar.

       But why do I feel that spoiled and catered to Caesar would adapt so
       well  to our food.  Let me be a little more specific.  I think that
       Caesar would adapt well  to  McDonalds  Hamburgers  and  Pizza  Hut
       pizza.   Why?  I think that is how Pizza Hut pizza is designed.  It
       would not be on the Pizza Hut menu if most of  the  world  did  not
       find  it  inoffensive.   H.  Salt  Fish  and Chips died because not
       enough people found it inoffensive and that is popular in  Britain.
       There  are  not a lot of people in the world who instantly hate the
       taste of a McDonalds Hamburger.  People adapt really quickly to ice
       cream.   So  we  never  will know for sure, but Julius Caesar would
       probably love our junk food.

       So how did Tim react to Roman food?  He ate it.  He  said  that  it
       was  Mediterranean in taste.  He did not find it that tasty, though
       he did like a nut and berry salad and a honeyed tea drink.  I  hope
       to get more to report.  But the question I ask is is this authentic
       Roman cuisine.  A couple  of  years  ago  we  toured  the  aircraft
       carrier  Yorktown  in  Charleston  harbor.  They sold a lunch there
       that was supposed to be like the sailors had in WWII,  or  so  they
       claimed.   I  was  a  bit of a wiseguy and asked our guide, who had
       served on the Yorktown, if that really was what the food was  like.
       Well,  he told me, food has changed a lot in that time.  People eat
       a lot less fat these days.  People would not  want  food  like  the
       Yorktown  served.   A sailor in World War II probably put in a hard
       day of work and could probably digest a meal  of  greasy  meat  and
       greasy  potatoes  and probably even greasy vegetable better than we
       do today.  We are not fighting a war  with  the  Japanese  Imperial
       Navy.

       So the taste of WWII was a fraud, and that was  only  a  matter  of
       fifty-five  years  difference  in  time.   I  am  not sure I really
       believe a restaurant cook is telling the truth when he claims  they
       are making food like it was better than 2000 years earlier.

       Postscript: I found out what they claim in Triers that  the  Romans
       ate.   There  was a salad of wild greens with grapes and pine nuts.
       The main course was ham with a gravey that  had  berries  and  pine
       nuts.
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       2. CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON (a film  review  in  bullet  list
       form  by  Mark  R.  Leeper  from  the  Toronto  International  Film
       Festival):

                 Capsule: Ang Lee returns to Chinese themes  and
                 creates  a  really great adventure film, filmed
                 in China.  For once a Chinese film  combines  a
                 complex adventure story, excellent photography,
                 a beautiful score, and  just  about  everything
                 else  is  top  notch.  Except for subtitles, it
                 seems aimed at the same sort of audience as THE
                 MAGNIFICENT  SEVEN,  and  it  stands up well to
                 comparison.  It is no longer  true  that  great
                 adventure films are all in English.  Rating: +3

       Chinese language

          - Master Li Mu Bai is retiring  from  fighting,  giving  up  the
            great Jade sword to his teacher
          - Really loves Master swordswoman Shu Lien
          - At Teacher's monastery there is an  enigmatic  princess  being
            taken to be married
          - Any more about plot would ruin twists
          - Beautiful Peking fortress shot
          - Obvious wire effects for flying.   On  wire  don't  move  like
            flying.  Still done very gracefully and skillfully.
          - Western view of human flying has body  horizontal  like  bird,
            e.g.    Superman.    Eastern  version  frequently  has  person
            vertical like leaping from stepping stone to stepping stone
          - Wide variety of topographies, desert, mountains poking through
            dark clouds, large variety of scenery
          - Plotting like Western Cowboy stories, good  complex  adventure
            against natural background
          - Not clear  why  guards  cannot  tell  it  is  woman  they  are
            fighting, audience can
          - Interesting plot twists including love story
          - Humor
          - Adult look at superheroes
          - First class production
          - Directed by Ang Lee of SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, THE  ICE  STORM,
            and RIDE WITH THE DEVIL
          - Yo Yo Ma did cello solos
          - Fighting sequences from guy who did THE MATRIX
          - Guard Bo looks a lot like  Chow  Yun  Fat.   I  did  not  find
            confusing,  but  some did.  Might have been a stunt double for
            Chow at some time.

       [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@avaya.com

           Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane,
           so dull, so useless, so miserable, that no-body has ever
           ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty
           of people have described a day at the seaside. 					  -- George Bernard Shaw