The Song of the Fan In each cranny and nook lies a paperback book And the desk is heaped high, overflowing; All the handwritten notes which I furtively wrote, O, their number surpasses all knowing. I've boxes of fanzines, and curious things; Thirty shelves in their centers are sagging, And the letters I send to both critic and friend, In their writing I have not been lagging. I'm a Fan and a brother, and many another Fan has heard tell of my name. To the Cons I must go, and hear as the Pros Embellish the breadth of their fame. And the day that I die, the great Fan in the Sky Will roll out the carpet to greet me, And if Ike A. is there on a golden chair, Close by's where I want Him to seat me. --Fred Phillips 12. 21. 67 [pg. 20, NO-EYED MONSTER #14, Summer 1968]
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