A | ...is for Ashley the Ambivalent Aardvark |
B | ...is for Brian the Bibulous Bookworm |
C | ...is for Claire the Crap Cormorant [isn't a Liver Bird a crap cormorant?] |
D | ...is for D the Dismal Dominotrix |
E | ...is for Eira the Erotic Egret |
F | ...is for Foxy the Furtive Fetishist |
G | ...is for Gregory the Grouchy Gostak |
H | ...is for Headlong the Hirsute Hedonist |
I | ...is for Ian the Irrepressible Itch |
J | ...is for Jaine the Jutting-out Jezebel |
K | ...is for Kari the Knickerless Kelt |
L | ...is for Lilian the Lecherous Lemming |
M | ...is for Martin the Megalomaniac Mouse |
N | ...is for Noel the Nestling Numbat [see Claire's Capacious Cleavage...] |
O | ...is for Oliver the Officious Ops Manager |
P | ...is for Paul the Prickly Pedant |
Q | ...is for Queen Ynci the Questionable Quetzalcoatl |
R | ...is for Rhodri the Raucous Rodent |
S | ...is for Siddall the Sad Sacofricosist |
T | ...is for Tobes the Toping Twink |
Ü | ...is for Ülrika the Übiquitous Überwensch |
V | ...is for Vin¢ the Vacillating Vole |
W | ...is for Walt the Well-Worshipped Wombat |
X | ...is for XXXX the XXXX XXXX [censored on advice from our lawyers] |
Y | Yngvi ...is a Louse |
Z | ...is for Zander the Zinging Zebu |
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