• Post Letter Or Kick The Aardvark
• Pickled Licorice On Kedgeree Tastes Awful
• Pregnant Leader Of Kolkhoz Trashes Attitude
• Pod Laps Ominously Kilderkin (of) Traditional Ale
• Please Leave Out Kittenish Tottie Allegation
• Pose Lewdly On Kinky Tory Ad
• Plonkers Love OverKill Technology - Aaaargh!
• Point Lost On Knackered Tactless Airhead

(Valerie Housden)

• Playfully Lazy Otters Know The Acronym
• Pretty Ladies of Kent Take Action
• Petty Little Obstructions Kill Them All
• People Like Oswin Know The Answer
• Please Let Others Know The Answer

(Dave Mooring)

• Peace, Love Or Klingons Trash All
• Pants (Lacy), Or Kecks (Torn, Arse hanging out)
• Pawn Leaps Over Knight, Trounces Anatoly
• Pod Lashes Out! Kind To Alison?

(Tim Groome)

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(David Wake)

P.RESS

L.OTS

O.F

K.EYs

T.O

A.LISON, how goes the Pod?

(Patrick Lawford)

[Well, that one was quite close. And we liked the one presented to us anonymously at the 'Ton; Playing Ludo On Kirk's Tanned Arse.]