Sarah, Duchess of York. She sinks to new levels of inanity in the issue of HELLO! we bought for research purposes, pictured pretending to make off with a dress designed for an elfin supermodel. Does it come in a size 18, we wonder? For dedicated Fergie watchers, we recommend the Fergie Foundation website at www.royalnetwork.com/service/foundation.htm. [October 1997: No link to this site as it appears to have been withdrawn following the recent canonisation of the Princess of Wales.]