We've sent you Plokta because:
You have been maligned in this fanzine, Your Royal Highness | |
You have been maligned in this fanzine, commoner | |
Your letter warmed the cockles of our heart | |
We suspect you may be a Northern Hairy-Nosed Wombat and we need you for a captive breeding programme | |
We think we're trading with you; it was this or $24 in beads | |
You asked for a copy. Dr Plokta will be round to take your temperature shortly | |
We understand you do a fine fannish publication, and we'd like to trade | |
Loc now or be consigned to Antarctica with only penguins for company | |
You're known to be fond of caffeine or alcohol | |
Dr Plokta wants you to help him achieve world domination | |
Only six people in your postcode area have been chosen to receive this unique fanzine (NB: Does not apply to E17 or CB1) | |
We have a baby for sale, cheap. Little used, two careful owners | |
You are Kev McVeigh and you could just have asked for a copy | |
HELLO! asked us to do a photospread about you | |
Don't panic; it was all a mistake. | |
You're a beneficiary of our Fanzines For Australia Appeal | |
We think you're warped; you can blame your parents | |
Kung Hei Fat Choy | |
You were a zombie dachshund in a previous life |
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