Issue Number 56 |
Writing test (humour) |
Following a discussion (on one of my professional lists) about pre-employment testing, which started off focused on writing tests and then mutated when someone raved on (again) about drug testing, someone posted the following Official Combined Drug-Writing Test. Answer all questions fully. Be sure to wash your hands after taking this test. Multiple Choice: What is wrong with the following sentences?
Essay Section: Write a multi-step procedure for snorting cocaine. Assume your audience is novice drug users. Be sure to include supporting graphics where appropriate. Choose any recreational drug, and explain how it could effect your work. Would this substance increase or decrease your productivity? Why?
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